The Latest Phrase Spoonerism Submitter 03/29/09 Neat 'n' Tidy Teat in Nightie Bex 03/29/09 Frail Bones Braille Phones Ambrose 03/08/08 Handeyside Sandy Hide Nacho 02/27/08 Sucking a Finger Fucking a Singer Bex 02/19/08 Bodysuit Soddy Boot Nacho Archived List :: 823 Spoonerisms Date Phrase Spoonerism Submitter 03/27/03 A Beer Store Austere Boar Nacho 11/04/02 A Boot Store Astute Boar Nik 05/26/06 A lot of RAM A rot of lamb Nacho 04/16/06 a quarter of a dozen a daughter of a cousin rufuss 03/20/03 Ace of Spades Space of AIDS Nacho 03/28/07 back slob slack bob rufuss 04/08/06 bacon & egss achin' & begs rufuss 04/09/03 Bad Dude Dad Booed Nacho 08/16/06 bad glutton glad button rufuss 03/28/07 bad manners mad banners rufuss 03/02/04 Bad News Nad Booze Nacho 10/27/02 Bag Hanger Hag Banger Nik 10/27/02 Bag Holder Hag Boulder Nik 07/29/06 baker's rack raker's back rufuss 04/01/07 bald cutter called butter rufuss 02/06/03 bandicoots candy boots Bex 09/13/02 Bandolier Land o' Beer Ambrose 08/16/06 bang hole hang bowl rufuss 04/18/03 Bards Tale Tards Bale Nacho 05/12/03 Bare Feats Fair Beets Nik 11/16/05 Bareback Riding Rare Rack Biting Nacho 04/06/04 Barrier Testing Terrier Besting Nacho 10/12/02 Bartender Tar Bender Ambrose Ferber 06/05/07 beach towels teach bowels Rufuss 03/20/03 Bean Curd Keen Bird Nacho 08/15/06 bear skin rug rare skin bug rufuss 06/09/07 Beer Pitcher Peer Bitcher Nacho 03/24/04 Beer Tasting Tear Basting Nacho 05/12/03 Benchmark Mensch Bark Nik 03/27/03 Betamax Made o Backs Nacho 05/12/03 Betel Nut Needle Butt Nik 03/18/03 Big Farter Fig Barter Nacho 03/20/03 Big Fib Fig Bib Nacho 06/09/07 Big Pitcher Pig Bitcher Nacho 05/10/03 Big Weenie Wig Beanie Nacho 03/18/03 Bigger Chunk Chigger Bunk Nacho 03/27/03 Bigger Nerd Nigger Bird Nacho 05/20/04 Bigger Nuts Nigger Butts Adam (1st letter reciprication) 06/16/07 Bing Cherries Ch'ing (Qing) Berries Nacho 04/01/07 bird pet purred bet rufuss 08/17/06 bird toy turd boy rufuss 07/31/06 bird watch word botch rufuss 03/27/07 Black Lister Lack Blister Nacho 03/28/07 black studies stack bloodies rufuss 10/12/02 Blimey Seas Slimy Bees Ambrose Ferber 03/27/03 Bloody Murder Muddy Blurter Nacho 05/10/03 Blow a Fuse Flo Abuse (Shut up, Flo!) Nik 03/20/03 Blue Heron Who Blarin? Nacho 04/12/06 boar's head whore's bed rufuss 03/15/07 Boar's Head Whore's Bed Ambrose 05/10/03 Bobble Head Hobble Bed Nik 02/27/06 Bobsled Slob Bed Ambrose 02/19/08 Bodysuit Soddy Boot Nacho 07/21/03 Bok Choy Chalk Boy Nacho 04/01/07 bold cutter cold butter rufuss 08/16/06 bolt cutter colt butter rufuss 03/28/07 bone loss loan boss rufuss 06/04/03 Boots of Flying Flutes of Buying Nacho 08/16/06 Booty Snitch Snooty Bitch rufuss 05/10/03 Bored out of his gourd Gored out of his board Nik n' Nate 05/17/07 born poor porn bore Rufuss 03/12/03 Botched the Crumb Cake Crotched the Bum Cake Dan Hill 05/10/06 Bowling Pros Polling Brose Nacho 03/22/03 Box Cutter Cocks Butter Nacho 04/16/07 box fan fox ban Rufuss 04/07/03 Brachs Candy Cocks Brandy Nacho 04/01/07 brain dead Dane bread rufuss 05/19/07 Break the Fall Fake the Brawl Nacho 05/11/06 Breast Donor Dressed Boner Nacho 03/18/03 Briar Patch Prior Batch Nacho 11/10/07 Bright Red Right Bread Nacho 03/27/03 Brose Ferber Froze Berber Nacho 06/15/07 Bruce Lee Loose Brie Nacho 05/10/03 Bubble Head Hubble Bed Nacho 03/28/07 bubble stone stubble bone rufuss 11/21/05 bullfight full bite Bex 03/27/03 Bulwark Wool Bark Nacho 04/24/06 Bums in Your Carol Cums in Your Barrel Bex 03/19/07 bung hole hung bowl rufuss 10/27/02 Bunt Cake Cunt Bake Nik 04/12/06 burning out earning bout rufuss 03/18/03 Burning Spear Spurning Beer Nacho 03/28/07 burp sleep slurp beep rufuss 12/30/06 Buster Keaton Custer beaten rufuss 05/11/06 Buying Flowers Flying Bauers Nacho 07/01/07 Byron, Keats & Shelley Chiron,Sheets & Belly Rufuss 04/01/07 called banter bald cantor rufuss 03/18/03 Car Talk Tar Cock (ouch!) Nacho 04/12/06 car wash war cash rufuss 08/13/06 card board bard chord rufuss 03/20/03 Cardboard Bard Chord Nacho 03/09/07 cash flight flash kite rufuss 03/19/07 cash flow flash cow rufuss 04/27/04 Castle Rock Wrastle Cock (yeee haaw!!) Nacho 07/30/06 cat chow chat cow rufuss 11/11/02 Cat Farts Fat Carts Bex Ferber 03/04/07 cat fleas flat keys rufuss 09/12/02 Cat Food Fat Cooed Ambrose Ferber 03/18/03 Cave Dweller Dave Queller (shut up, Dave) Nacho 08/14/06 cave slop slave cop rufuss 08/14/06 cave slum slave come rufuss 11/04/02 Charming Fart Farming Chart Nik 03/21/03 Cheese Squares Squeeze Chairs Nacho 05/08/06 Cheesy apples Easy Chapels Bex Ferber 05/11/03 Chess Geek Guess Cheek Nik 03/28/07 chest pains pest chains rufuss 05/19/04 Chex Mix Mex Chicks Adam (1st letter reciprication) 05/11/06 Chicken Breast Brick in chest Nacho 11/03/05 Chili Fries Frilly Chais Nacho 08/13/06 Chinese are monkey My knees are chunky rufuss 08/16/06 chop more please plop more cheese rufuss 11/16/05 Christmas Missed Chris Nacho 03/19/07 chuck fest fuck chest rufuss 05/10/03 Chunky and Mild Monkey and Child Nik 03/25/03 Chunky Guy Gunky Chai Nacho 11/16/05 Chunky Hips Hunky Chips Nacho 11/30/06 Clam Dip Damn Clip Nacho 05/18/07 clean jews gene clues Rufuss 05/10/03 Clean Spit Spleen Kit Nacho 08/15/06 clock works wok clerks rufuss 10/28/05 Clothes Hamper Hose Clamper Nahcho 08/06/06 clown shoes shown clues rufuss 05/31/07 clunky Jew junky clue Rufuss 05/11/03 Cluster Bomb Bluster Calm Nik 03/18/03 Clustered Mass Mustard Class Nacho 03/14/07 Cocaine Spoon Spokane Coon Nacho 10/27/02 Cock Pain Pock Cain Nik 03/22/03 Cockroach Rock Coach Nacho 05/10/03 Coffee Table Toffee Cable Nacho 10/27/02 Coiled Socks Soiled Cocks Nik 04/01/07 cold banter bold canter rufuss 03/19/03 Cold Mustard Mold Custard Nacho 03/28/07 cold soup sold coop rufuss 05/11/03 Coleslaw Soul Claw Nacho 03/20/03 Concho Belts Bunch o Celts Nacho 04/25/07 Concho Belts Bunch o' Celts Nacho 03/27/03 Cool Phrase Fool Craze Nacho 07/19/07 cool rage rule cage Rufuss 02/20/07 cop stalking stop talking adrienne 03/18/03 Corn Flake Floor n Cake Nacho 05/24/04 Coupon Puke On Ambrose 03/19/03 Crack Smoker Smack Croaker Nacho 05/16/07 crap Jew Jap crew rufuss 03/27/03 Crappy Guys Gappy Cries Nacho 03/23/03 Crazed Dude Dazed Crude Nacho 06/18/03 Crime Lab Lime Crab Nik 05/10/06 Croquet Ball Bouquet Crawl Nacho 02/27/06 Crowdpleaser Plowed Creaser Ambrose 07/19/07 cruel and dry drool and cry Rufuss 07/19/07 cruel dream drool cream Rufuss 05/18/07 cruel Jap jewel crap Rufuss 05/18/07 cruel Jew jewel crew Rufuss 07/19/07 cruel joke jewel croak Rufuss 07/19/07 cruel poke pool croak Rufuss 07/19/07 cruel pose pool crows Rufuss 08/13/06 crunchy bones bunchy crones rufuss 12/03/04 Crushing Blow Blushing Crow 01/30/04 Cunning stunt Stunning cunt Haywood Jabloughmie 05/10/03 Curious Space Spurious Case Nate 05/27/06 Curry Farts Furry Carts Bex 05/27/06 Curry Fat Furry Cat Bex 03/20/03 Dairy Queen Query Dean Nacho 12/13/05 Damn Scary Scam Dairy Nacho 06/18/03 Damn them all to Hell! Ham them all to Dell! Nik 06/16/07 Damn Whore Ham Door Nacho 03/06/04 Dan Hill Handle SpoonKing 03/19/07 Danish bust banish dust rufuss 03/27/03 Dapper Gent Japper Dent Nacho 07/14/07 dark and quiet quark and diet Rufuss 03/06/04 Dead Wrong Red Dong Nacho 08/07/05 Dear Old Queen Queer Old Dean Jesse 05/28/03 Deep Pockets Peep Dockets Nacho 11/16/05 Deep Water Weep Daughter Nacho 04/12/06 demented love lamented dove rufuss 04/12/06 demented sex cemented decks rufuss 05/19/06 Dented the rear Rented the deer Nacho 11/26/02 Dewey Pump Pooey Dump Lyn Janiga 03/26/03 Dickhead Hick Dead Nacho 03/04/04 Dipshit Shipped it Nacho 04/22/03 Dirty Nagger Nerdy Dagger Nik 03/02/04 Dirty Nigger Nerdy Digger Nacho 12/20/06 Dirty Pants Purty Dance Nacho 03/20/03 Dirty Whore Hurty Doer Nacho 05/10/03 Dog Fart Fog Dart Nik 05/10/03 Dog Feeler Fog Dealer Nik 09/12/02 Dog Food Fog Dude Thain Maurer 05/10/03 Dog Prancer Prog Dancer Nik 05/10/03 Dog Prancer Prague Dancer Nik 02/02/04 Dogfucker Fog Ducker Nacho 05/11/03 Doing Well Wooing Dell Nacho 08/16/06 Doodle Strip Studel Dip rufuss 08/16/06 Doodle Strip Strudel Dip rufuss 07/07/07 Doofuss Rue Rufuss Due Sufurs 03/02/06 Double Stick Stubble Dick Nacho 03/11/07 doubt trust trout dust rufuss 08/16/06 down size sound eyes rufuss 03/27/03 Drama Troupe Trauma Droop Nacho 06/26/07 Dry the Towels Try the Dowels Nacho 07/18/06 Dumb Thread Thumb Dread Nacho 03/19/07 dump truck trump duck rufuss 04/01/07 eat the grass greet the ass rufuss 04/12/06 eating grapes greeting apes rufuss 02/14/08 Eating Rice Reading Ice Nacho 04/12/07 eye pad pie ad rufuss 03/27/03 Fairy Beast Berry Feast Nacho 11/11/02 Fairy Dog Dairy Fog Bex Ferber 10/27/02 Fairy Hat Hairy Fat Nik 03/28/07 fake weather wake feather rufuss 05/24/04 Falls Through the Cracks Crawls Through the Fax Ambrose 04/06/04 Farscape Scarf Ape Nacho 11/20/05 Farty Towels Tarty Fowls Bex 03/17/07 fast luck last fuck rufuss 03/02/04 Fat Chicks Chat Fix Nacho 03/22/03 Fat Dude Dat Food Nacho 04/01/07 feather light leather fight rufuss 04/08/06 feature attraction teach her a fraction rufuss 06/01/07 Fiddle Player Piddle Flayer Nacho 08/13/06 File Smart smile fart rufuss 04/18/03 FileMaker Mile Faker Nacho 08/18/07 Final Spin Spinal Fin Nacho 03/28/07 fine lace line face rufuss 03/08/07 fire log liar fog rufuss 04/01/07 fire place plier face rufuss 04/13/06 fire wall wire fall rufuss 03/08/07 fire wood wire food rufuss 08/16/06 first base burst face rufuss 08/06/06 fish cakes kitsch fakes rufuss 05/11/03 Flashing Red Lashing Fred Nacho 03/19/07 flat bed bat fled rufuss 11/04/02 Flickering Light Lickering Flight or Lickering Fight Nik 05/24/04 Flipping the Channel Chipping the Flannel Ambrose 10/09/02 Flock of Bats Block of Fats Ambrose Ferber 03/28/07 floor mat more flat rufuss 08/10/06 floor tech tore fleck rufuss 03/11/07 floor wax wore flax rufuss 05/18/07 flunk Jew junk flew Rufuss 05/11/06 Flying Dragons Drying Flagons Nacho 09/12/02 Food Mart Mood Fart Ambrose Ferber 03/06/07 food writer rude fighter rufuss 03/23/03 Foreplay Pore Flay Nacho 05/10/03 Forum Starter Store em, Farter Nik 02/27/06 Forum Tools Tore 'em, fools Ambrose 05/24/04 Foul Beast Bowel Feast Ambrose 04/08/06 fourteen miles more teen files/morphine tiles rufuss 03/29/09 Frail Bones Braille Phones Ambrose 05/06/03 Freak Show Chic Fro Nacho 05/06/03 Freak Show Shriek Foe Nacho 03/12/03 Freezes in that Jogging Suit Jesus in that Frogging Suit Dan Hill 03/04/07 French clock clench frock rufuss 05/08/03 Fried Dough Dyed Fro Nacho 05/08/03 Fried Drow Dried Frau Nacho 04/06/04 Frozen Bread Brose 'n Fred Nacho 03/28/07 fuck maggot muck faggot rufuss 03/19/07 fuck tits tuck fits rufuss 05/05/06 Fuck, Dude! Duck....food! Nacho 05/05/06 Fucking Dogs Ducking Fogs Nacho 08/12/03 Fucking Dork Ducking Fork Nacho 06/25/03 Fucking Teachers! Tucking Features! Nacho 06/28/07 fun and game gun and fame Rufuss 08/04/06 fun kneeling nun feeling rufuss 01/10/07 Funky Man Monkey Fan Nacho 03/19/07 funky mix monkey fix rufuss 12/03/04 Funny Bone Bunny Phone 08/05/05 Furiously Sucking Seriously Fucking Ambrose 07/19/07 fussy parts pussy farts Rufuss 10/29/02 Game Later Lame Gator Nik 08/13/06 garden hose hard and goes rufuss 02/02/04 Gay Dude Dey Good Nacho 03/17/07 geek mess meek guess rufuss 03/17/07 geek murder meek girder rufuss 03/20/03 Geek Out Eeek! Gout! Nacho 06/07/07 Geek Squad Squeak God Nacho 04/24/03 Gendog Den....jog! Nacho 04/12/06 genetic frog frenetic jog rufuss 04/01/07 German soak sermon joke rufuss 04/01/07 German sock sermon jock rufuss 05/11/03 German Vale Vermin Jail Nik 04/01/07 German Vet vermin jet rufuss 04/01/07 German vigor vermin jigger rufuss 04/01/07 German volley vermin jolly rufuss 06/01/07 Ghost Writer Roast Tiger Nacho 08/16/06 glad bitter bad glitter rufuss 05/10/06 Glass Cleaner Class Gleaner Nacho 02/04/03 Go away! Whoa, a gay! Ambrose 05/10/03 Go have fun Foe have gun! Nik 08/05/06 going rate rowing gate rufuss 05/10/03 Going Soon Sewing Goon Nacho 10/27/02 Gold Cap Cold Gap Nik 05/31/07 Good One Wood Gun Nacho 08/27/06 Good Santa says,"Who would like to 'sleep' in my bed?" Bad Santa says,"Who would like to 'beep' in my sled?" rufuss 02/23/04 Googly eyes Ugly guys Nacho 03/17/07 grab tits tab grits rufuss 08/02/06 great hits hate grits rufuss 11/16/05 Great Lox Late Groks Nacho 03/17/03 Grilled Cheese Chilled Grease Nacho 07/14/07 groin laser loin grazer Rufuss 08/08/06 ground beef bound grief rufuss ( no ads please ) 03/30/03 Groundhog Day Hound Dog, Gray Nacho 06/08/07 growing mass mowing grass Rufuss 06/08/07 grown mass mown grass Rufuss 03/26/04 Gun Nuts Nun Guts Nacho 05/10/03 Gun Shy Shun Guy Nik 07/11/05 gut buster butt guster Big City Burrito 03/09/07 hair ball bare hall rufuss 10/27/02 Hair Rag Rare Hag Nik 05/22/07 hair store stare whore Rufuss 05/06/06 Hairball Bear Hall Nacho 03/15/07 hairs of cunt cares of hunt rufuss 12/01/05 hairy bat berry hat Bex Ferber 05/09/06 Hairy Butts Berry Huts Bex Ferber 05/09/06 Hairy Dicks Dairy Hicks Bex Ferber 05/10/03 Hairy Dog Dairy Hog Nik 06/02/04 Hairy Minge Mary Hinge CeeJay 03/19/07 ham roll ram hole rufuss 07/28/06 hand grips grand hips rufuss 03/19/07 hand scum scanned hum rufuss 03/19/07 hand turd tanned herd rufuss 03/08/08 Handeyside Sandy Hide Nacho 03/08/07 handle with care candle with hair rufuss 05/11/06 Hapless Chick Chapless Hick Nacho 03/18/03 Happy Gilmore Gappy Mill Whore Nacho 03/20/03 Happy Nerd Nappy Herd Nacho 03/20/03 Happy Rabbit Rappy Habit Nacho 03/17/03 Happy Sound Sappy Hound Nacho 05/06/06 Hard Bed Bard Head Nacho 04/07/03 Hardcore Card Whore Nacho 11/06/07 Harm's Way Warms Hay Nacho 03/19/07 hate money mate honey rufuss 03/15/07 hate the day date the hay rufuss 05/19/06 Hated that book Baited that hook Nacho 03/23/03 Haughty Pear Potty Hair Nacho 05/24/04 Hazel Nut Nasal Hut Ambrose 08/10/06 head band bed hand rufuss 03/19/03 Head Banger Bed Hanger Nacho 07/14/04 Heal the Sick Seal the Hick Danny 05/11/03 Healight Lead Height Nik 05/24/04 Healing the Sick Sealing the Hick Ambrose 07/30/06 healthy weight wealthy hate rufuss 06/22/07 heap chores cheap whores Rufuss 05/11/06 Heart Donor Dart Honer Nacho 02/19/07 heart-stopping start hopping rufuss 10/08/02 Heated Mouse Meated House Ambrose Ferber 03/20/03 Hello Dolly Dell o Holly Nacho 09/14/02 Herd of Turtles Turd of Hurdles Sunda 03/24/04 Hey, you! Yay! Who? Nacho 11/16/05 Hi, chicks! Chai Hicks Nacho G. 08/13/06 hickory chunks chicory hunks rufuss 12/01/05 highchair chai hair Bex 08/05/06 higher priced prior heist rufuss 06/06/07 higher world wire hurled Rufuss 03/20/03 Hiking Boots Biking Hoots Nacho 12/08/02 Hissing Cats Kissing Hats Bex 06/22/07 hitch ball bitch hall Rufuss 06/22/07 hitch bore bitch whore Rufuss 06/22/07 hitch ride rich hide Rufuss 06/04/07 hoarding bags boarding hags Rufuss 03/28/04 Hog Mog Mog Hog Unknown 03/28/07 hold tight told height rufuss 08/17/06 home fogger foam hoggeer rufuss 03/23/03 Homeless Cat Combless Hat Nacho 03/23/03 Homeless Dog Domeless Hog Nacho 06/26/03 Honda Cog Conned a Hog Nacho 02/04/03 Honey Bear Bunny Hair Bex 03/14/07 Honey Roast Runny Host Nacho 05/19/06 Horsefeather Force Heather Nacho 05/10/03 Hot Dog Dot Hog Everyone, really 11/20/05 Hot Log Lot Hog Bex 04/12/06 hot shower shot hour rufuss 05/31/07 Housemate Mouse Hate Nacho 03/19/03 Howdy Partner Pouty Hardener Nacho 04/22/03 Huck Finn Fuck Hinn Shestaken 03/18/03 Hummingbird Bumming Herd Nacho 04/13/03 Humping Bugs Bumping Hugs Nacho 05/05/06 Humping Dogs Dumping Hogs Nacho 08/25/07 Ice Water Wise Otter Nacho 08/31/05 iChat Chai Hat Bex 12/22/06 If the shoe fits... If the foo shits... greg 11/23/04 Iron Britches Brian Itches Nacho 04/05/04 Jelly Beans Belly Jeans Nacho 05/24/07 Jew blacks blue jacks Rufuss 07/14/07 Jew bleep blue jeep Rufuss 05/17/07 Jew blessed blue jest rufuss 05/24/07 Jew blocks blue jocks Rufuss 07/14/07 Jew blog blue jog Rufuss 05/17/07 Jew bloke blue joke rufuss 05/18/07 Jew breast brew jest Rufuss 05/17/07 Jew broke brew joke rufuss 05/24/07 Jew cello chew Jello Rufuss 05/24/07 Jew cheeses chew Jesus Rufuss 05/18/07 Jew choke chew joke Rufuss 07/19/07 jew clerk clue jerk Rufuss 05/18/07 Jew clock clue jock Rufuss 05/18/07 Jew clump clue jump Rufuss 05/18/07 Jew cracking crew jacking Rufuss 05/18/07 Jew fear few jeer Rufuss 05/18/07 Jew finks few jinks Rufuss 05/18/07 Jew folks few jokes Rufuss 05/18/07 Jew glamour glue jammer Rufuss 05/18/07 Jew graded grew jaded Rufuss 05/18/07 Jew hips who gyps? Rufuss 05/17/07 Jew humps who jumps Rufuss 04/12/07 jew nigger new jigger rufuss 05/24/07 Jew niggle new jiggle Rufuss 05/14/07 Jew noise new joys rufuss 05/18/07 Jew pigs pew jigs Rufuss 05/18/07 Jew punk pew junk Rufuss 07/14/07 Jew scraps screw Japs Rufuss 05/18/07 Jew shingle shoe jingle Rufuss 05/18/07 Jew ship shoe gyp Rufuss 05/14/07 Jew Shock shoe jock rufuss 05/18/07 Jew shock shoe jock Rufuss 05/18/07 Jew slap slew Jap Rufuss 05/23/07 Jew socks sue jocks Rufuss 05/18/07 Jew sperm spew germ Rufuss 05/18/07 Jew spunk spew junk Rufuss 05/14/07 Jew trap true Jap rufuss 05/24/07 Jew trump true jump Rufuss 05/16/07 Jew turkey too jerky rufuss 05/23/07 Jew's heap whose jeep Rufuss 05/24/07 Jew's holly whose jolly Rufuss 05/24/07 Jew's hunk whose junk Rufuss 05/18/07 Jews snail snooze jail Rufuss 05/18/07 Jews snap snooze Jap Rufuss 05/18/07 Jews snuggle snooze juggle Rufuss 07/19/07 jolly few folly jew Rufuss 04/06/04 Jumping into Bunkers Bumping into Junkers Nacho 03/18/03 Junk Food Funk Jude Nacho 03/12/03 Junk Mail Monk Jail Bex 06/17/07 junk science sunk giants Rufuss 03/12/03 Junky Mail Monkey Jail Bex 03/25/03 Just Load Lust Joad (Grapes of Wrath porn version) Nacho 05/14/07 just true trust Jew rufuss 05/10/03 Keen Wit Wean Kit Nik 04/01/07 keep the book beep the cook rufuss 10/09/02 Ken doll Den call Ambrose Ferber 12/04/07 Kermit Hill Hermit Kill Nacho 08/06/06 key ring reeking rufuss 05/09/06 Keys are in the Basket Bees are in the Casket Bex Ferber 04/09/03 Keyword Wee Kurd Nacho 07/31/06 kick start stick cart rufuss 05/14/07 Kike's looking likes cooking rufuss 05/10/03 Kill Spoons Spill Coons Nik 03/02/04 Killing Time Tilling Chyme Nacho 07/31/06 kissed a pup pissed a cup rufuss 08/13/06 lamb with rice ram with lice rufuss 03/27/03 Lame Dude Dame Lewd Nacho 05/16/03 Lame-o Aim Low Nacho 03/17/07 land grab grand lab rufuss 10/27/02 Late Beverage Bait Leverage Nik 08/06/06 lawsuit saw loot rufuss 03/11/06 laying awake weighing a lake jacobus 07/03/07 lean grease green lease Rufuss 03/28/07 lets go gets low rufuss 06/08/04 Letter Box Better Lox Bex 03/08/07 light sauce sight loss rufuss 03/15/07 light truck trite luck rufuss 05/10/03 Like Mayors Mike Layers Nik 01/10/06 Litter Box Bitter Lox Nacho 04/06/04 Little Piece Piddle Lease Nacho 03/22/03 Long Hair Hong Lair Nacho 05/12/03 Long River Wrong Liver Nacho 03/18/03 Long Road Wrong Load Nacho 05/08/06 Long Road Wrong Load Bex Ferber 05/31/07 long to read wrong to lead Rufuss 03/05/04 Longsword Song Lord Nacho 08/16/06 loose chains choose lanes rufuss 03/19/07 loose muck moose luck rufuss 04/28/03 Lucky Day Ducky Lay Nacho 02/06/06 Lunatic Tuna Lick Nacho 05/10/06 Lung Donor Dung Loaner Bex Ferber 03/19/07 lynx juice jinx loose rufuss 10/28/02 Mac Plus Plaque Muss Nik 05/08/06 Mad Rice Rad Mice Bex Ferber 03/20/03 Magic Trick Tragic Mick (Jagger?) Nacho 08/06/06 magic tricks tragic mix rufuss 03/28/07 mail bomb bail mom rufuss 04/13/07 mail tricks trail mix rufuss 09/14/02 Making Babies Baking Maybe's Rebecca 08/13/06 making bales baking males rufuss 04/13/07 male trap trail map rufuss 04/13/07 male trash trail mash rufuss 04/13/07 male trend trail mend rufuss 04/13/07 male trial trail mile rufuss 04/13/07 male trucker trail mucker rufuss 04/13/07 male trunk trail monk rufuss 04/13/07 male tryst trail mist rufuss 05/28/04 Martini Fixin's Fartini Mixin's Ambrose 03/19/07 massive piss passive miss rufuss 03/18/03 Master of Puppets Pasture of Muppets Nacho 04/03/04 Master Plan Plaster Man Nacho 11/26/06 master plan plaster man rufuss 05/11/06 Master Race Raster Mace Nacho 06/18/04 Mayflower Flay Maurer Nacho 10/27/07 Meat & Cheese Plate Cheat and Please Mate Nacho 11/12/06 Men's Bath Room Ben's Math Room Rufuss 02/16/07 Mental Faculties Fackle Mentleties Aaron 05/27/06 Merry Chase Cherry Mace Ambrose Ferber 05/10/03 Midden Hog Hidden Mog (like a cat, you know...) Nik 04/25/07 Middle Part Piddle Mart Nacho 08/16/06 might fidget fight midget rufuss 03/18/03 Milk Bone Bilk Moan Nacho 09/08/03 Mind Blowing Blind Mowing Nik 03/16/07 mind fuck find muck rufuss 06/08/07 Mini Wheats Weenie Meats Nacho 03/19/07 minx juice jinx moose rufuss 07/15/06 Mispost Piss Most Nacho 03/19/07 missed fuck fist muck rufuss 03/19/07 missed the lights list the mights rufuss 03/27/03 Missing Part Pissing Mart Nacho 03/19/07 missing passes pissing masses rufuss 03/19/03 Miter Saw Cider Maw Nacho 04/01/04 Mock Nik Knock Mick Nacho 12/07/05 Modeling Wax Waddling Max Nacho 10/10/02 Monkey Fart Funky Mart Rebecca 03/19/07 monkey flap flunkey map rufuss 05/11/03 Monkey House Hunky Mouse Nik 05/10/03 Mood Light Lewd Mite Nik 08/13/04 More Heat Whore Meat Nacho 05/11/03 More Stuff Store Muff Nacho 03/24/04 Mosh Pit Posh Mitt Nacho 03/27/03 Moss Flower Floss Maurer Nacho 04/12/07 moth balls both malls rufuss 06/07/07 mow grass grow mass Rufuss 06/07/07 mow ground grow mound Rufuss 03/20/03 My Art Eye Mart Nacho 06/28/07 my floor fly more Rufuss 03/20/03 My Hero Hi, Miro Nacho 04/03/04 My Race Rye (wry) Mace Nacho 05/10/06 Nacho G. Gotchyo' Knee Nacho 04/01/07 name that tune tame that noon rufuss 03/18/03 Nappy Ho Happy? No. Nacho 03/29/09 Neat 'n' Tidy Teat in Nightie Bex 04/01/07 need a brat breed a gnat rufuss 03/08/07 need sex seed necks rufuss 03/02/04 Nerdy Dog Dirty Nog Nacho 03/25/03 New Dog Dew Nog Nacho 03/27/03 New Jersey Jew Nursery Nacho 03/27/03 Newlywed Wooly Ned Nacho 03/27/03 Newlyweds Wooly Nads Nacho 04/01/07 nigger jews jigger news rufuss 05/14/07 nigger joys jigger noise rufuss 05/10/03 Night Walker White Knocker Nik 07/30/06 nine lives line knives rufuss 02/22/04 Nine West Wine Nest Nacho 04/08/06 No shame Show name rufuss 08/16/06 No Tipping Toe Nipping rufuss 10/07/02 Nooks and crannies Crooks and Nannies Rick Ferber 06/18/03 Norman Mailer Mormon Nailer Nik 05/11/03 Not a Spoon Spot a Noon Nik 06/25/07 not my job jot my knob Rufuss 04/12/06 note book boat nook rufuss 03/19/07 note the flag float the nag rufuss 05/12/03 Notebook Boat Nook Nacho 10/13/07 Oatmeal Moat Eel Nacho 06/09/07 Oil Tanker Toil Anchor Nacho 04/01/07 old far fold art rufuss 04/01/07 old fart fold art rufuss 04/01/07 one spot spun watt rufuss 12/03/04 pack of lies lack of pies 08/07/06 paint set saint pet rufuss 03/23/03 Pair of Socks Sayer of Pox Nacho 10/28/02 Pallbearer Ball Parer Nik 10/09/02 Paper Cup Caper Pup Ambrose Ferber 03/18/03 Paper Cutter Caper Putter Nacho 06/08/03 Park Lane Lark Pain Nacho 09/12/02 Parking Lot Larking Pot Ambrose Ferber 11/20/05 Parking Meter Marking Peter Rick 07/15/03 Parking Spot Sparking Pot Daryl McCormick 03/19/07 part hunk heart punk rufuss 03/27/03 Partially Missing Martially Pissing Nacho 03/21/03 Parting Shot Sharding Pot Nacho 08/15/06 parts will stump starts will pump rufuss 03/18/03 Party Line Lardy Pine Nacho 05/16/03 Pasta-Roni Rasta Pony Nacho 03/20/03 Pea Brain Brie Pain Nacho 12/07/07 Peanut Butter Knee Butt Putter Nacho 08/15/06 pears can stay stairs can pay rufuss 03/28/07 pedophile fed a pile rufuss 10/09/02 Perky Tits Turkey Pits Rebecca Ferber 03/12/07 pet nurse net purse rufuss 03/28/07 pet waste wet paste rufuss 08/10/06 pet wipes wet pipes rufuss 10/27/02 Petty Rapist Ready Papist Nik 03/28/07 phallus part palace fart rufuss 03/20/03 Phone Bill Bone Fill Nacho 03/07/07 phone calls cone falls rufuss 02/02/04 Phone Tag Tone Fag Nacho 04/18/03 PhotoShop Shodo Fop Nacho 05/11/03 Pick it in the Dark Dick it in the Park Nik 05/10/03 Pick Mayors Mick Payers (Jagger?) Nik 04/01/07 pick simply sick pimply rufuss 08/15/06 piles do start styles do part rufuss 03/06/07 pine nuts nine puts rufuss 05/10/03 Pocket Full of Rye Rocket Full of Pie Nik 07/31/06 pod cast cod passed rufuss 08/15/06 polo super solo pooper rufuss 11/01/02 Poor Guy Gore Pie Nik 04/01/07 poor taste tore paste rufuss 04/01/07 poor taste tour paste rufuss 02/17/04 Poor, dear mortal! Door...mere portal! Nacho 03/18/03 Pop Tart Top Part Nacho 11/25/03 Popcorn Cop Porn puyu 05/10/03 Port of Call Court of Paul Nik 03/20/03 Port Wine Wart Pine Nacho 03/25/03 Post Tart Toast Part Nacho 03/14/07 Pot Roast Rot Post Nacho 05/11/03 Potted Spoon Spotted Poon Nik 12/03/04 Pouring Rain Roaring Pain 04/08/06 power lines lower pines rufuss 04/08/06 power lunch lower punch rufuss 06/25/07 power tool tower pool Rufuss 11/04/02 PowerMac Maurer Pack Ambrose Ferber 03/21/03 Prarie Dog Dairy Prague Nacho 03/15/07 pray to god gay to prod rufuss 05/10/03 Pretty Ghoul Gritty Pool Nacho 05/10/06 Pretty Girl Gritty Pearl Nacho 10/16/04 Pretty good Giddy Prude Danny 07/11/05 Pretty Slick Slitty Prick Nacho 04/13/04 Pretty Top Titty Prop Hunkymouse 08/04/06 priest bare beast prayer rufuss 05/10/03 Prig Resident Rig President Nik 08/14/06 prime slices slime prices rufuss 08/09/06 printer test tinter pressed rufuss 06/07/07 pucker face fucker pace Rufuss 03/18/03 Pussy Willow Wussy Pillow Nacho 09/12/02 Rack of Lamb Lack of RAM Ambrose Ferber 05/11/03 Rad, dude! Dad, rude! Nacho 05/20/06 Rain Season Sane Reason Nacho 05/26/06 RAM Dump Damn Rump Nacho 05/11/03 Random Fights Fandom Rights! Nik 08/06/06 random tales tandem rails rufuss 03/18/03 Rape Crime Crepe Rhyme Nacho 03/19/07 rate of speeders spate of readers rufuss 03/17/04 Rather Foxy Father Roxy Nacho 05/10/06 Reach the Tomb Teach the Room Nacho 10/06/05 Read 'em and Weep Weed 'em and Reap Brose 05/11/06 Reading a book Beating a rook Nacho 04/13/06 red hat head rat rufuss 04/12/06 red hot head rot rufuss 03/20/03 Red Wine Wed Rhine Nacho 07/07/07 Refuse Rufuss Rufous Refuse 07/15/06 Repost Pee Roast Nacho 05/11/03 Right Lane Light Rain Nacho 03/22/04 River Landscape Livers can't rape Nacho 03/22/03 Roast Beef Boast Reef Nacho 03/27/03 Rock Candy Cock Randy Nacho 12/08/02 Rock Hump Hock Rump Bex 03/08/07 root beer boot rear rufuss 11/16/05 Rose Hips Hose Rips Nacho 07/07/07 Rougher Surface Suffer Rufuss 07/07/07 Rufuss Jewel Jew Face Rule 02/23/04 Run in fear Fun in rear Nacho 05/10/03 Runabout Bun a Route Nik 03/23/03 Sack of Beans Back of Scenes Nacho 03/18/03 Sad Demon Dad Semen Nacho 06/18/03 Sailor Moon Mail Her Soon Nik and Nacho 03/18/03 Salad Bowl Ballad Soul Nacho 03/24/04 Same Flavor Flame Saver Nacho 08/09/06 satin sheet shat in seat rufuss 03/28/07 sauce and tits toss and sits rufuss 08/14/06 save calories cave salaries rufuss 05/24/04 Save the Whales Wave the Sails Ambrose 04/21/06 save the whales wave the sails rufuss 03/20/03 Scaredy Cat Carroty Scat Nacho 11/06/07 ScarFace Farce Case Nacho 10/29/02 Scattered Bones Battered Scones Nik 03/26/04 Scratch Paper Patch Scraper Nacho 03/22/03 Screwball Boo Scrawl Nacho 05/11/03 Season Tour Teasin' Sewer Nik 04/01/07 seem cross cream sauce rufuss 05/17/07 seizes Jews Jesus sues Rufuss 11/16/05 Send Later Lend Satyr Nacho 03/27/03 Shadowrun Rat Ocean Nacho 05/18/07 sham Jew jam shoe Rufuss 10/27/02 Share Walls Wear Shawls Nik 07/28/04 Shaving Cream Craving Sheem Daldo 03/16/07 Shiloh Pitt Pile o' Shit Nacho 03/12/03 Shit Spoken Spit Shoken Dan Hill 03/28/07 shook hips hook ships rufuss 03/11/07 shoot from the hip hoot from the ship rufuss 04/12/07 short cut court shut rufuss 04/12/06 shot in the head hot in the shed rufuss 03/06/07 show love low shove rufuss 07/30/06 shown the blues blown the shoes rufuss 07/30/06 shown the grapes grown the shapes rufuss 10/27/02 Sick Cow Kick Sow Nik 03/19/07 sick duck dick suck rufuss 03/28/07 sign link line sink rufuss 03/18/03 Silky Mist Milky Cyst (Yuck!) Nacho 04/01/07 simple pick pimple sick rufuss 04/01/07 simply pick pimply sick rufuss 05/06/03 Singing a Ditty Dinging a City Nacho 10/28/05 Sit 'n Spin Spit 'n Sin Nacho 03/08/07 skip-flea flip ski rufuss 03/15/07 sky watch why scotch rufuss 02/17/06 Sledgehammer Hedge Slammer Nacho 10/28/02 Sleeping Bag Bleeping Sag Nik 12/14/05 Sleepytime Teepee Slime Nacho 05/10/03 Slick Fun Flick Son Nik 03/28/07 slim dick dim slick rufuss 05/10/03 Small Dog Doll Smog Nacho 06/09/03 Small Dog Doll Smog Nacho 07/07/07 Smart and Final Fart and Smile Sufurs 01/30/04 Smart feller Fart smeller Haywood Jabloughmie 03/28/07 smooth butt booth smut rufuss 05/19/06 Snag some food Fag some snood Nacho 03/20/03 Snow Blob Blow Snob Nacho 10/28/02 Sock Fleas Flock Seas Nik 08/14/06 soft lines loft signs rufuss 04/05/04 Song stuck in my head Stong sucking my head Amy 03/23/03 Soul Food Foal Sued Nacho 08/09/06 sound feeling found ceiling rufuss 08/09/06 sound healing hound ceiling rufuss 08/09/06 sound pealing pound ceiling rufuss 08/09/06 sound reeling round ceiling rufuss 04/13/07 Sour Milk Maurer Silk Nacho 04/12/06 soy bean boy seen rufuss 05/11/03 Spain's Border Pain's Sporter Nik 08/16/06 spam little lamb spittle rufuss 05/11/03 Spanish Bells Banish Spells Nacho 05/11/03 Spanish Bit Banish Spit Nik 02/02/04 Spare Buds Bare Spuds Nacho 12/04/02 Spare RAM Rare Spam Ambrose 06/25/07 speaker wire weaker spire Rufuss 12/03/04 Speed of Light Lead of Spite 03/18/03 Spelljammer Gel Spammer Nacho 03/28/07 spider bite bide her spite rufuss 03/20/03 Spilled Beer Build Spear Nacho 07/15/03 Spilled Beer Speared Bill Daryl mcCormick 03/14/07 Spotted Dick Dotted Spick Nacho 03/18/03 Standing Lamp Landing Stamp Nacho 04/12/06 steak 'n ale ache 'n stale rufuss 05/19/06 Stinky People Pinky Steeple Nacho 06/27/04 Stone Bench Bone Stench Nacho 07/31/06 stop caring cop staring rufuss 05/10/03 Store Hunt Whore Stunt Nik 04/25/03 Strong People Prong Steeple Nacho 10/09/02 Stuffed Cocks Cuffed Stocks Jeremy 03/02/04 Stupid Cunt Cupid Stunt Nacho 05/27/05 Stupid Fool Fupid Stool shestaken 04/28/03 Suck Dick Duck, Sick Nacho 02/27/08 Sucking a Finger Fucking a Singer Bex 03/30/05 Sugar Beet Booger Sheet Nacho 06/01/04 Sweaty Bollocks Betty Swollocks 05/05/07 Sweet Tart Teats Wart Nacho 03/25/04 Take a Bike Bake a Tyke Nacho 05/11/03 Take a Bit Bake a Tit Nacho 10/28/02 Take a shit Shake a tit Ambrose 10/28/02 Take a shower. 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Gay, too? Whoah! Nacho 05/22/07 weird bite beard white Rufuss 05/22/07 weird tale tiered whale Rufuss 05/22/07 weird talk tiered walk Rufuss 04/12/05 Well, shit Shell Wit Ambrose 04/03/04 What Goblin? Gut Wobblin! SpoonKing 08/09/06 whip skin skip win rufuss 04/06/04 Whirlyball Burly Wall Nacho 08/15/06 white beard bite weird rufuss 03/11/07 white fish fight wish rufuss 08/16/06 white rhino right wino rufuss 08/09/06 white sleaze slight wheeze rufuss 08/09/06 white slick slight wick rufuss 05/10/03 White Tit Tight Wit Nik 08/09/06 white turd tight word rufuss 08/15/06 wide tips tide whips rufuss 09/29/07 Wild Goose Chase Wild Juice Case Jesse Owens 03/18/03 Wild Rabbits Riled Wabbits Nacho 03/18/03 Wine Making Mine Waking Nacho 12/10/05 Wine Spectator Spine-tech Waiter Nacho 03/18/03 Wine Taster Tine Waster Nacho 03/22/03 Wise Guy Guise. Why? Nacho 04/12/06 Witty Talk Titty Walk Nacho 04/01/07 won spot spun watt rufuss 04/01/07 wood floors flood wars rufuss 08/15/06 work day dirk way rufuss 06/17/07 work is done dirk is won Rufuss 04/07/03 Yammering about stew Stammering about you Nacho 08/09/06 zero harm hero's arm rufuss 08/09/06 zero heart hero's art rufuss