Spoonerism Archive

The archive contains 833 Spoonerisms
Date Phrase Spoonerism Submitter
03/27/03A Beer StoreAustere BoarNacho
11/04/02A Boot StoreAstute BoarNik
05/26/06A lot of RAMA rot of lambNacho
04/16/06a quarter of a dozena daughter of a cousinrufuss
03/20/03Ace of SpadesSpace of AIDSNacho
03/28/07back slobslack bobrufuss
04/08/06bacon & egssachin' & begsrufuss
04/09/03Bad DudeDad BooedNacho
08/16/06bad glutton glad buttonrufuss
03/28/07bad mannersmad bannersrufuss
03/02/04Bad NewsNad BoozeNacho
10/27/02Bag HangerHag BangerNik
10/27/02Bag HolderHag BoulderNik
07/29/06baker's rackraker's backrufuss
04/01/07bald cuttercalled butterrufuss
02/06/03bandicootscandy bootsBex
09/13/02BandolierLand o' BeerAmbrose
08/16/06bang holehang bowlrufuss
04/18/03Bards TaleTards BaleNacho
05/12/03Bare FeatsFair BeetsNik
11/16/05Bareback RidingRare Rack BitingNacho
04/06/04Barrier TestingTerrier BestingNacho
10/12/02BartenderTar BenderAmbrose Ferber
06/05/07beach towelsteach bowelsRufuss
03/20/03Bean CurdKeen BirdNacho
08/15/06bear skin rugrare skin bugrufuss
06/09/07Beer PitcherPeer BitcherNacho
03/24/04Beer TastingTear BastingNacho
05/12/03BenchmarkMensch BarkNik
03/27/03BetamaxMade o BacksNacho
05/12/03Betel NutNeedle ButtNik
03/18/03Big FarterFig BarterNacho
03/20/03Big FibFig BibNacho
06/09/07Big PitcherPig BitcherNacho
05/10/03Big WeenieWig BeanieNacho
03/18/03Bigger ChunkChigger BunkNacho
03/27/03Bigger NerdNigger BirdNacho
05/20/04Bigger NutsNigger ButtsAdam (1st letter reciprication)
06/16/07Bing CherriesCh'ing (Qing) BerriesNacho
04/01/07bird petpurred betrufuss
08/17/06bird toyturd boyrufuss
07/31/06bird watchword botchrufuss
03/27/07Black ListerLack BlisterNacho
03/28/07black studiesstack bloodiesrufuss
10/12/02Blimey SeasSlimy BeesAmbrose Ferber
03/27/03Bloody MurderMuddy BlurterNacho
05/10/03Blow a FuseFlo Abuse (Shut up, Flo!)Nik
03/20/03Blue HeronWho Blarin?Nacho
04/12/06boar's headwhore's bedrufuss
03/15/07Boar's HeadWhore's BedAmbrose
05/10/03Bobble HeadHobble BedNik
02/27/06BobsledSlob BedAmbrose
02/19/08BodysuitSoddy BootNacho
07/21/03Bok ChoyChalk BoyNacho
04/01/07bold cuttercold butterrufuss
08/16/06bolt cuttercolt butterrufuss
03/28/07bone loss loan bossrufuss
06/04/03Boots of FlyingFlutes of BuyingNacho
08/16/06Booty SnitchSnooty Bitchrufuss
05/10/03Bored out of his gourdGored out of his boardNik n' Nate
05/17/07born poorporn boreRufuss
03/12/03Botched the Crumb CakeCrotched the Bum CakeDan Hill
05/10/06Bowling ProsPolling BroseNacho
03/22/03Box CutterCocks ButterNacho
04/16/07box fanfox banRufuss
04/07/03Brachs CandyCocks BrandyNacho
04/01/07brain dead Dane breadrufuss
05/19/07Break the FallFake the BrawlNacho
05/11/06Breast DonorDressed BonerNacho
03/18/03Briar PatchPrior BatchNacho
11/10/07Bright RedRight BreadNacho
03/27/03Brose FerberFroze BerberNacho
06/15/07Bruce LeeLoose BrieNacho
05/10/03Bubble HeadHubble BedNacho
03/28/07bubble stonestubble bonerufuss
11/20/05bullfightfull biteBex
03/27/03BulwarkWool BarkNacho
04/24/06Bums in Your CarolCums in Your BarrelBex
03/19/07bung hole hung bowlrufuss
10/27/02Bunt CakeCunt BakeNik
04/12/06burning outearning boutrufuss
03/18/03Burning SpearSpurning BeerNacho
03/28/07burp sleep slurp beeprufuss
12/30/06Buster KeatonCuster beatenrufuss
05/11/06Buying FlowersFlying BauersNacho
07/01/07Byron, Keats & ShelleyChiron,Sheets & BellyRufuss
04/01/07called banterbald cantorrufuss
03/18/03Car TalkTar Cock (ouch!)Nacho
04/12/06car washwar cashrufuss
08/13/06card boardbard chordrufuss
03/20/03CardboardBard ChordNacho
03/09/07cash flightflash kiterufuss
03/19/07cash flowflash cowrufuss
04/27/04Castle RockWrastle Cock (yeee haaw!!)Nacho
07/30/06cat chowchat cowrufuss
11/11/02Cat FartsFat CartsBex Ferber
03/04/07cat fleasflat keysrufuss
09/12/02Cat FoodFat CooedAmbrose Ferber
03/18/03Cave DwellerDave Queller (shut up, Dave)Nacho
08/14/06cave slopslave coprufuss
08/14/06cave slumslave comerufuss
11/04/02Charming FartFarming ChartNik
03/21/03Cheese SquaresSqueeze ChairsNacho
05/08/06Cheesy applesEasy ChapelsBex Ferber
05/11/03Chess GeekGuess CheekNik
03/28/07chest painspest chainsrufuss
05/19/04Chex MixMex ChicksAdam (1st letter reciprication)
05/11/06Chicken BreastBrick in chestNacho
11/03/05Chili FriesFrilly ChaisNacho
08/13/06Chinese are monkeyMy knees are chunkyrufuss
08/16/06chop more pleaseplop more cheeserufuss
11/16/05ChristmasMissed ChrisNacho
03/19/07chuck festfuck chestrufuss
05/10/03Chunky and MildMonkey and ChildNik
03/25/03Chunky GuyGunky ChaiNacho
11/16/05Chunky HipsHunky ChipsNacho
11/30/06Clam DipDamn ClipNacho
05/18/07clean jewsgene cluesRufuss
05/10/03Clean SpitSpleen KitNacho
08/15/06clock workswok clerksrufuss
10/28/05Clothes HamperHose ClamperNahcho
08/06/06clown shoesshown cluesrufuss
05/31/07clunky Jewjunky clueRufuss
05/11/03Cluster BombBluster CalmNik
03/18/03Clustered MassMustard ClassNacho
03/14/07Cocaine SpoonSpokane CoonNacho
10/27/02Cock PainPock CainNik
03/22/03CockroachRock CoachNacho
05/10/03Coffee TableToffee CableNacho
10/27/02Coiled SocksSoiled CocksNik
04/01/07cold banterbold canterrufuss
03/19/03Cold MustardMold CustardNacho
03/28/07cold soupsold cooprufuss
05/11/03ColeslawSoul ClawNacho
03/20/03Concho BeltsBunch o CeltsNacho
04/25/07Concho BeltsBunch o' CeltsNacho
03/27/03Cool PhraseFool CrazeNacho
07/19/07cool ragerule cageRufuss
02/20/07cop stalkingstop talkingadrienne
03/18/03Corn FlakeFloor n CakeNacho
05/24/04CouponPuke OnAmbrose
03/19/03Crack SmokerSmack CroakerNacho
05/16/07crap JewJap crewrufuss
03/27/03Crappy GuysGappy CriesNacho
03/23/03Crazed DudeDazed CrudeNacho
06/18/03Crime LabLime CrabNik
09/10/23Crispy WrapRisky CrapBex
05/10/06Croquet BallBouquet CrawlNacho
02/27/06CrowdpleaserPlowed CreaserAmbrose
07/19/07cruel and drydrool and cryRufuss
07/19/07cruel dreamdrool creamRufuss
05/18/07cruel Japjewel crapRufuss
05/18/07cruel Jewjewel crewRufuss
07/19/07cruel joke jewel croakRufuss
07/19/07cruel pokepool croakRufuss
07/19/07cruel posepool crowsRufuss
08/13/06crunchy bonesbunchy cronesrufuss
12/03/04Crushing BlowBlushing Crow
11/23/24Crystal in my watchWhistle in my crotchJojo Man
01/30/04Cunning stuntStunning cuntHaywood Jabloughmie
05/10/03Curious SpaceSpurious CaseNate
05/27/06Curry FartsFurry CartsBex
05/27/06Curry FatFurry CatBex
03/20/03Dairy QueenQuery DeanNacho
12/13/05Damn ScaryScam DairyNacho
06/18/03Damn them all to Hell!Ham them all to Dell!Nik
06/16/07Damn WhoreHam DoorNacho
03/06/04Dan HillHandleSpoonKing
03/19/07Danish bustbanish dustrufuss
03/27/03Dapper GentJapper DentNacho
07/14/07dark and quietquark and dietRufuss
03/06/04Dead WrongRed DongNacho
08/07/05Dear Old QueenQueer Old DeanJesse
05/28/03Deep PocketsPeep DocketsNacho
11/16/05Deep WaterWeep DaughterNacho
04/12/06demented lovelamented doverufuss
04/12/06demented sexcemented decksrufuss
05/19/06Dented the rearRented the deerNacho
11/26/02Dewey PumpPooey DumpLyn Janiga
03/26/03DickheadHick DeadNacho
03/04/04DipshitShipped itNacho
04/22/03Dirty NaggerNerdy DaggerNik
03/02/04Dirty NiggerNerdy DiggerNacho
12/20/06Dirty PantsPurty DanceNacho
03/20/03Dirty WhoreHurty DoerNacho
05/10/03Dog FartFog DartNik
05/10/03Dog FeelerFog DealerNik
09/12/02Dog FoodFog DudeThain Maurer
05/10/03Dog PrancerProg DancerNik
05/10/03Dog PrancerPrague DancerNik
02/02/04DogfuckerFog DuckerNacho
05/11/03Doing WellWooing DellNacho
08/16/06Doodle StripStudel Diprufuss
08/16/06Doodle StripStrudel Diprufuss
07/07/07Doofuss RueRufuss DueSufurs
03/02/06Double StickStubble DickNacho
03/11/07doubt trusttrout dustrufuss
08/16/06down sizesound eyesrufuss
03/27/03Drama TroupeTrauma DroopNacho
06/26/07Dry the TowelsTry the DowelsNacho
07/18/06Dumb ThreadThumb DreadNacho
03/19/07dump trucktrump duckrufuss
04/01/07eat the grassgreet the assrufuss
04/12/06eating grapesgreeting apesrufuss
02/14/08Eating RiceReading IceNacho
04/12/07eye padpie adrufuss
03/27/03Fairy BeastBerry FeastNacho
11/11/02Fairy DogDairy FogBex Ferber
10/27/02Fairy HatHairy FatNik
03/28/07fake weatherwake featherrufuss
05/24/04Falls Through the CracksCrawls Through the FaxAmbrose
06/10/23Farming HoeHarming FoeBex
06/10/23Farming HoeHarming FoeBex
04/06/04FarscapeScarf ApeNacho
11/20/05Farty TowelsTarty FowlsBex
03/17/07fast lucklast fuckrufuss
03/02/04Fat ChicksChat FixNacho
03/22/03Fat DudeDat FoodNacho
04/01/07feather lightleather fightrufuss
04/08/06feature attractionteach her a fractionrufuss
06/01/07Fiddle PlayerPiddle FlayerNacho
08/13/06File Smartsmile fartrufuss
04/18/03FileMakerMile FakerNacho
08/18/07Final SpinSpinal FinNacho
03/28/07fine laceline facerufuss
03/08/07fire logliar fogrufuss
04/01/07fire placeplier facerufuss
04/13/06fire wallwire fallrufuss
03/08/07fire woodwire foodrufuss
08/16/06first baseburst facerufuss
08/06/06fish cakeskitsch fakesrufuss
05/11/03Flashing RedLashing FredNacho
03/19/07flat bedbat fledrufuss
11/04/02Flickering LightLickering Flight or Lickering FightNik
05/24/04Flipping the ChannelChipping the FlannelAmbrose
10/09/02Flock of BatsBlock of FatsAmbrose Ferber
03/28/07floor matmore flatrufuss
08/10/06floor techtore fleckrufuss
03/11/07floor waxwore flaxrufuss
05/18/07flunk Jew junk flewRufuss
05/11/06Flying DragonsDrying FlagonsNacho
09/12/02Food MartMood FartAmbrose Ferber
03/06/07food writerrude fighterrufuss
03/23/03ForeplayPore FlayNacho
05/10/03Forum StarterStore em, FarterNik
02/27/06Forum ToolsTore 'em, foolsAmbrose
05/24/04Foul BeastBowel FeastAmbrose
04/08/06fourteen milesmore teen files/morphine tilesrufuss
03/29/09Frail BonesBraille PhonesAmbrose
05/06/03Freak ShowChic FroNacho
05/06/03Freak ShowShriek FoeNacho
03/12/03Freezes in that Jogging SuitJesus in that Frogging SuitDan Hill
03/04/07French clockclench frockrufuss
05/08/03Fried DoughDyed FroNacho
05/08/03Fried DrowDried FrauNacho
04/06/04Frozen BreadBrose 'n FredNacho
03/28/07fuck maggotmuck faggotrufuss
03/19/07fuck titstuck fitsrufuss
05/05/06Fuck, Dude!Duck....food!Nacho
05/05/06Fucking DogsDucking FogsNacho
08/12/03Fucking DorkDucking ForkNacho
06/25/03Fucking Teachers!Tucking Features!Nacho
06/28/07fun and gamegun and fameRufuss
08/04/06fun kneelingnun feelingrufuss
01/10/07Funky ManMonkey FanNacho
03/19/07funky mixmonkey fixrufuss
12/03/04Funny BoneBunny Phone
08/05/05Furiously SuckingSeriously FuckingAmbrose
07/19/07fussy partspussy fartsRufuss
10/29/02Game LaterLame GatorNik
08/13/06garden hosehard and goesrufuss
02/02/04Gay DudeDey GoodNacho
03/17/07geek messmeek guessrufuss
03/17/07geek murdermeek girderrufuss
03/20/03Geek OutEeek! Gout!Nacho
06/07/07Geek SquadSqueak GodNacho
04/24/03GendogDen....jog!Nacho
04/12/06genetic frogfrenetic jogrufuss
04/01/07German soaksermon jokerufuss
04/01/07German socksermon jockrufuss
05/11/03German ValeVermin JailNik
04/01/07German Vetvermin jetrufuss
04/01/07German vigorvermin jiggerrufuss
04/01/07German volleyvermin jollyrufuss
06/01/07Ghost WriterRoast TigerNacho
08/16/06glad bitterbad glitterrufuss
05/10/06Glass CleanerClass GleanerNacho
02/04/03Go away!Whoa, a gay!Ambrose
05/10/03Go have funFoe have gun!Nik
08/05/06going raterowing gaterufuss
05/10/03Going SoonSewing GoonNacho
10/27/02Gold CapCold GapNik
05/30/07Good OneWood GunNacho
08/27/06Good Santa says,"Who would like to 'sleep' in my bed?"Bad Santa says,"Who would like to 'beep' in my sled?"rufuss
02/23/04Googly eyesUgly guysNacho
03/17/07grab titstab gritsrufuss
08/02/06great hitshate gritsrufuss
11/16/05Great LoxLate GroksNacho
03/17/03Grilled CheeseChilled GreaseNacho
07/14/07groin laserloin grazerRufuss
08/08/06ground beefbound griefrufuss ( no ads please )
03/30/03Groundhog DayHound Dog, GrayNacho
06/08/07growing massmowing grassRufuss
06/08/07grown massmown grassRufuss
03/26/04Gun NutsNun GutsNacho
05/10/03Gun ShyShun GuyNik
07/11/05gut busterbutt gusterBig City Burrito
03/09/07hair ballbare hallrufuss
10/27/02Hair RagRare HagNik
05/22/07hair storestare whoreRufuss
05/06/06HairballBear HallNacho
03/15/07hairs of cuntcares of huntrufuss
12/01/05hairy batberry hatBex Ferber
05/09/06Hairy ButtsBerry HutsBex Ferber
05/09/06Hairy DicksDairy HicksBex Ferber
05/10/03Hairy DogDairy HogNik
06/02/04Hairy MingeMary HingeCeeJay
03/19/07ham rollram holerufuss
07/28/06hand gripsgrand hipsrufuss
03/19/07hand scumscanned humrufuss
03/19/07hand turdtanned herdrufuss
03/08/08HandeysideSandy HideNacho
03/08/07handle with carecandle with hairrufuss
05/11/06Hapless ChickChapless HickNacho
03/18/03Happy GilmoreGappy Mill WhoreNacho
03/20/03Happy NerdNappy HerdNacho
03/20/03Happy RabbitRappy HabitNacho
03/17/03Happy SoundSappy HoundNacho
05/06/06Hard BedBard HeadNacho
04/07/03HardcoreCard WhoreNacho
11/06/07Harm's WayWarms HayNacho
03/19/07hate moneymate honeyrufuss
03/15/07hate the daydate the hayrufuss
05/19/06Hated that bookBaited that hookNacho
03/23/03Haughty PearPotty HairNacho
05/24/04Hazel NutNasal HutAmbrose
08/10/06head bandbed handrufuss
03/19/03Head BangerBed HangerNacho
07/14/04Heal the SickSeal the HickDanny
05/11/03HealightLead HeightNik
05/24/04Healing the SickSealing the HickAmbrose
07/30/06healthy weightwealthy haterufuss
06/22/07heap chorescheap whoresRufuss
05/11/06Heart DonorDart HonerNacho
02/19/07heart-stoppingstart hoppingrufuss
10/08/02Heated MouseMeated HouseAmbrose Ferber
03/20/03Hello DollyDell o HollyNacho
09/14/02Herd of TurtlesTurd of HurdlesSunda
03/24/04Hey, you!Yay! Who?Nacho
11/16/05Hi, chicks!Chai HicksNacho G.
08/13/06hickory chunkschicory hunksrufuss
12/01/05highchairchai hairBex
08/05/06higher pricedprior heistrufuss
06/06/07higher worldwire hurledRufuss
03/20/03Hiking BootsBiking HootsNacho
12/08/02Hissing CatsKissing HatsBex
06/22/07hitch ballbitch hallRufuss
06/22/07hitch borebitch whoreRufuss
06/22/07hitch riderich hideRufuss
06/04/07hoarding bagsboarding hagsRufuss
03/28/04Hog MogMog HogUnknown
03/28/07hold tighttold heightrufuss
08/17/06home foggerfoam hoggeerrufuss
03/23/03Homeless CatCombless HatNacho
03/23/03Homeless DogDomeless HogNacho
06/26/03Honda CogConned a HogNacho
02/04/03Honey BearBunny HairBex
03/14/07Honey RoastRunny HostNacho
05/19/06HorsefeatherForce HeatherNacho
05/10/03Hot DogDot HogEveryone, really
11/20/05Hot LogLot HogBex
04/12/06hot showershot hourrufuss
05/30/07HousemateMouse HateNacho
03/19/03Howdy PartnerPouty HardenerNacho
04/22/03Huck FinnFuck HinnShestaken
03/18/03HummingbirdBumming HerdNacho
04/13/03Humping BugsBumping HugsNacho
05/05/06Humping DogsDumping HogsNacho
08/25/07Ice WaterWise OtterNacho
08/31/05iChatChai HatBex
12/22/06If the shoe fits...If the foo shits...greg
11/23/04Iron BritchesBrian ItchesNacho
04/05/04Jelly BeansBelly JeansNacho
05/24/07Jew blacksblue jacksRufuss
07/14/07Jew bleepblue jeepRufuss
05/17/07Jew blessedblue jestrufuss
05/24/07Jew blocksblue jocksRufuss
07/14/07Jew blogblue jogRufuss
05/17/07Jew blokeblue jokerufuss
05/18/07Jew breastbrew jestRufuss
05/17/07Jew brokebrew jokerufuss
05/24/07Jew cellochew JelloRufuss
05/24/07Jew cheeseschew JesusRufuss
05/18/07Jew chokechew jokeRufuss
07/19/07jew clerkclue jerkRufuss
05/18/07Jew clockclue jockRufuss
05/18/07Jew clumpclue jumpRufuss
05/18/07Jew crackingcrew jackingRufuss
05/18/07Jew fearfew jeerRufuss
05/18/07Jew finksfew jinksRufuss
05/18/07Jew folksfew jokesRufuss
05/18/07Jew glamourglue jammerRufuss
05/18/07Jew gradedgrew jadedRufuss
05/18/07Jew hipswho gyps?Rufuss
05/17/07Jew humpswho jumpsRufuss
04/12/07jew niggernew jiggerrufuss
05/24/07Jew nigglenew jiggleRufuss
05/14/07Jew noisenew joysrufuss
05/18/07Jew pigspew jigsRufuss
05/18/07Jew punkpew junkRufuss
07/14/07Jew scrapsscrew JapsRufuss
05/18/07Jew shingleshoe jingleRufuss
05/18/07Jew shipshoe gypRufuss
05/14/07Jew Shockshoe jockrufuss
05/18/07Jew shockshoe jockRufuss
05/18/07Jew slapslew JapRufuss
05/23/07Jew sockssue jocksRufuss
05/18/07Jew spermspew germRufuss
05/18/07Jew spunkspew junkRufuss
05/14/07Jew traptrue Japrufuss
05/24/07Jew trumptrue jumpRufuss
05/16/07Jew turkeytoo jerkyrufuss
05/23/07Jew's heapwhose jeepRufuss
05/24/07Jew's hollywhose jollyRufuss
05/24/07Jew's hunkwhose junkRufuss
05/18/07Jews snailsnooze jailRufuss
05/18/07Jews snapsnooze JapRufuss
05/18/07Jews snugglesnooze juggleRufuss
07/19/07jolly fewfolly jewRufuss
04/06/04Jumping into BunkersBumping into JunkersNacho
03/18/03Junk FoodFunk JudeNacho
03/12/03Junk MailMonk JailBex
06/17/07junk sciencesunk giantsRufuss
03/12/03Junky MailMonkey JailBex
03/25/03Just LoadLust Joad (Grapes of Wrath porn version)Nacho
05/14/07just truetrust Jewrufuss
05/10/03Keen WitWean KitNik
04/01/07keep the bookbeep the cookrufuss
10/09/02Ken dollDen callAmbrose Ferber
12/03/07Kermit HillHermit KillNacho
08/06/06key ringreekingrufuss
05/09/06Keys are in the BasketBees are in the CasketBex Ferber
04/09/03KeywordWee KurdNacho
07/31/06kick startstick cartrufuss
05/14/07Kike's lookinglikes cookingrufuss
05/10/03Kill SpoonsSpill CoonsNik
03/02/04Killing TimeTilling ChymeNacho
07/31/06kissed a puppissed a cuprufuss
08/13/06lamb with riceram with licerufuss
03/27/03Lame DudeDame LewdNacho
05/16/03Lame-oAim LowNacho
03/17/07land grabgrand labrufuss
10/27/02Late BeverageBait LeverageNik
08/06/06lawsuitsaw lootrufuss
03/11/06laying awakeweighing a lakejacobus
07/03/07lean greasegreen leaseRufuss
03/28/07lets gogets lowrufuss
06/08/04Letter BoxBetter LoxBex
03/08/07light saucesight lossrufuss
03/15/07light truck trite luckrufuss
05/10/03Like MayorsMike LayersNik
01/10/06Litter BoxBitter LoxNacho
04/06/04Little PiecePiddle LeaseNacho
03/22/03Long HairHong LairNacho
05/12/03Long RiverWrong LiverNacho
03/18/03Long RoadWrong LoadNacho
05/08/06Long RoadWrong LoadBex Ferber
05/31/07long to readwrong to leadRufuss
03/05/04LongswordSong LordNacho
08/16/06loose chainschoose lanesrufuss
03/19/07loose muckmoose luckrufuss
04/28/03Lucky DayDucky LayNacho
02/06/06LunaticTuna LickNacho
05/10/06Lung DonorDung LoanerBex Ferber
03/19/07lynx juicejinx looserufuss
10/28/02Mac PlusPlaque MussNik
05/08/06Mad RiceRad MiceBex Ferber
03/20/03Magic TrickTragic Mick (Jagger?)Nacho
08/06/06magic trickstragic mixrufuss
03/28/07mail bomb bail momrufuss
04/13/07mail trickstrail mixrufuss
09/14/02Making BabiesBaking Maybe'sRebecca
08/13/06making balesbaking malesrufuss
04/13/07male traptrail maprufuss
04/13/07male trashtrail mashrufuss
04/13/07male trendtrail mendrufuss
04/13/07male trialtrail milerufuss
04/13/07male truckertrail muckerrufuss
04/13/07male trunktrail monkrufuss
04/13/07male trysttrail mistrufuss
06/10/23Man ToughTan MuffBex
06/10/23Man ToughTan MuffBex
05/28/04Martini Fixin'sFartini Mixin'sAmbrose
03/19/07massive pisspassive missrufuss
03/18/03Master of PuppetsPasture of MuppetsNacho
04/03/04Master PlanPlaster ManNacho
11/26/06master planplaster manrufuss
05/11/06Master RaceRaster MaceNacho
06/18/04MayflowerFlay MaurerNacho
10/27/07Meat & Cheese PlateCheat and Please MateNacho
11/12/06Men's Bath RoomBen's Math RoomRufuss
02/16/07Mental FacultiesFackle MentletiesAaron
05/27/06Merry ChaseCherry MaceAmbrose Ferber
05/10/03Midden HogHidden Mog (like a cat, you know...)Nik
04/25/07Middle PartPiddle MartNacho
08/16/06might fidgetfight midgetrufuss
03/18/03Milk BoneBilk MoanNacho
09/08/03Mind BlowingBlind MowingNik
03/16/07mind fuckfind muckrufuss
06/08/07Mini WheatsWeenie MeatsNacho
03/19/07minx juicejinx mooserufuss
07/15/06MispostPiss MostNacho
03/19/07missed fuckfist muckrufuss
03/19/07missed the lightslist the mightsrufuss
03/27/03Missing PartPissing MartNacho
03/19/07missing passespissing massesrufuss
03/19/03Miter SawCider MawNacho
04/01/04Mock NikKnock MickNacho
12/07/05Modeling WaxWaddling MaxNacho
10/10/02Monkey FartFunky MartRebecca
03/19/07monkey flapflunkey maprufuss
05/11/03Monkey HouseHunky MouseNik
05/10/03Mood LightLewd MiteNik
08/13/04More HeatWhore MeatNacho
05/11/03More StuffStore MuffNacho
03/24/04Mosh PitPosh MittNacho
03/27/03Moss FlowerFloss MaurerNacho
04/12/07moth ballsboth mallsrufuss
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03/20/03My ArtEye MartNacho
06/28/07my floorfly moreRufuss
03/20/03My HeroHi, MiroNacho
04/03/04My RaceRye (wry) MaceNacho
05/10/06Nacho G.Gotchyo' KneeNacho
09/10/23Nail StickerStale KnickersBex
04/01/07name that tunetame that noonrufuss
03/18/03Nappy HoHappy? No.Nacho
03/29/09Neat 'n' TidyTeat in NightieBex
04/01/07need a bratbreed a gnatrufuss
03/08/07need sexseed necksrufuss
03/02/04Nerdy DogDirty NogNacho
09/10/23Nerdy StickersSturdy KnickersBrose
03/25/03New DogDew NogNacho
03/27/03New JerseyJew NurseryNacho
03/27/03NewlywedWooly NedNacho
03/27/03NewlywedsWooly NadsNacho
04/01/07nigger jewsjigger newsrufuss
05/14/07nigger joysjigger noiserufuss
05/10/03Night WalkerWhite KnockerNik
07/30/06nine livesline knivesrufuss
02/22/04Nine WestWine NestNacho
04/08/06No shameShow namerufuss
08/16/06No TippingToe Nippingrufuss
10/07/02Nooks and cranniesCrooks and NanniesRick Ferber
06/18/03Norman MailerMormon NailerNik
05/11/03Not a SpoonSpot a NoonNik
06/25/07not my jobjot my knobRufuss
04/12/06note bookboat nookrufuss
03/19/07note the flagfloat the nagrufuss
05/12/03NotebookBoat NookNacho
10/13/07OatmealMoat EelNacho
06/09/07Oil TankerToil AnchorNacho
04/01/07old farfold artrufuss
04/01/07old fartfold artrufuss
04/01/07one spotspun wattrufuss
12/03/04pack of lieslack of pies
08/07/06paint setsaint petrufuss
03/23/03Pair of SocksSayer of PoxNacho
10/28/02PallbearerBall ParerNik
10/09/02Paper CupCaper PupAmbrose Ferber
03/18/03Paper CutterCaper PutterNacho
06/08/03Park LaneLark PainNacho
09/12/02Parking LotLarking PotAmbrose Ferber
11/20/05Parking MeterMarking PeterRick
07/15/03Parking SpotSparking PotDaryl McCormick
03/19/07part hunkheart punkrufuss
03/27/03Partially MissingMartially PissingNacho
03/21/03Parting ShotSharding PotNacho
08/15/06parts will stumpstarts will pumprufuss
03/18/03Party LineLardy PineNacho
05/16/03Pasta-RoniRasta PonyNacho
03/20/03Pea BrainBrie PainNacho
12/06/07Peanut ButterKnee Butt PutterNacho
08/15/06pears can staystairs can payrufuss
03/28/07pedophile fed a pilerufuss
10/09/02Perky TitsTurkey PitsRebecca Ferber
03/12/07pet nursenet purserufuss
03/28/07pet wastewet pasterufuss
08/10/06pet wipeswet pipesrufuss
10/27/02Petty RapistReady PapistNik
03/28/07phallus partpalace fartrufuss
03/20/03Phone BillBone FillNacho
03/07/07phone callscone fallsrufuss
02/02/04Phone TagTone FagNacho
04/18/03PhotoShopShodo FopNacho
05/11/03Pick it in the DarkDick it in the ParkNik
05/10/03Pick MayorsMick Payers (Jagger?)Nik
04/01/07pick simplysick pimplyrufuss
08/15/06piles do startstyles do partrufuss
03/06/07pine nutsnine putsrufuss
05/10/03Pocket Full of RyeRocket Full of PieNik
07/31/06pod castcod passedrufuss
08/15/06polo supersolo pooperrufuss
11/01/02Poor GuyGore PieNik
04/01/07poor tastetore pasterufuss
04/01/07poor tastetour pasterufuss
02/17/04Poor, dear mortal!Door...mere portal!Nacho
03/18/03Pop TartTop PartNacho
11/25/03PopcornCop Pornpuyu
05/10/03Port of CallCourt of PaulNik
03/20/03Port WineWart PineNacho
03/25/03Post TartToast PartNacho
03/14/07Pot RoastRot PostNacho
05/11/03Potted SpoonSpotted PoonNik
12/03/04Pouring RainRoaring Pain
04/08/06power lineslower pinesrufuss
04/08/06power lunchlower punchrufuss
06/25/07power tooltower poolRufuss
11/04/02PowerMacMaurer PackAmbrose Ferber
03/21/03Prarie DogDairy PragueNacho
03/15/07pray to godgay to prodrufuss
05/10/03Pretty GhoulGritty PoolNacho
05/10/06Pretty GirlGritty PearlNacho
10/16/04Pretty goodGiddy PrudeDanny
07/11/05Pretty SlickSlitty PrickNacho
04/13/04Pretty TopTitty PropHunkymouse
08/04/06priest barebeast prayerrufuss
05/10/03Prig ResidentRig PresidentNik
08/14/06prime slicesslime pricesrufuss
08/09/06printer testtinter pressedrufuss
06/07/07pucker facefucker paceRufuss
03/18/03Pussy WillowWussy PillowNacho
09/12/02Rack of LambLack of RAMAmbrose Ferber
05/11/03Rad, dude!Dad, rude!Nacho
05/20/06Rain SeasonSane ReasonNacho
05/26/06RAM DumpDamn RumpNacho
05/11/03Random FightsFandom Rights!Nik
08/06/06random talestandem railsrufuss
03/18/03Rape CrimeCrepe RhymeNacho
03/19/07rate of speedersspate of readersrufuss
03/17/04Rather FoxyFather RoxyNacho
05/10/06Reach the TombTeach the RoomNacho
10/06/05Read 'em and WeepWeed 'em and ReapBrose
05/11/06Reading a bookBeating a rookNacho
04/13/06red hathead ratrufuss
04/12/06red hothead rotrufuss
03/20/03Red WineWed RhineNacho
07/07/07Refuse RufussRufous Refuse
07/15/06RepostPee RoastNacho
05/11/03Right LaneLight RainNacho
03/22/04River LandscapeLivers can't rapeNacho
03/22/03Roast BeefBoast ReefNacho
03/27/03Rock CandyCock RandyNacho
12/08/02Rock HumpHock RumpBex
03/08/07root beerboot rearrufuss
11/16/05Rose HipsHose RipsNacho
07/07/07Rougher SurfaceSuffer Rufuss
07/07/07Rufuss JewelJew Face Rule
02/23/04Run in fearFun in rearNacho
05/10/03RunaboutBun a RouteNik
03/23/03Sack of BeansBack of ScenesNacho
03/18/03Sad DemonDad SemenNacho
06/18/03Sailor MoonMail Her SoonNik and Nacho
03/18/03Salad BowlBallad SoulNacho
03/24/04Same FlavorFlame SaverNacho
08/09/06satin sheetshat in seatrufuss
03/28/07sauce and titstoss and sitsrufuss
08/14/06save caloriescave salariesrufuss
05/24/04Save the WhalesWave the SailsAmbrose
04/21/06save the whaleswave the sailsrufuss
03/20/03Scaredy CatCarroty ScatNacho
11/06/07ScarFaceFarce CaseNacho
10/29/02Scattered BonesBattered SconesNik
03/26/04Scratch PaperPatch ScraperNacho
03/22/03ScrewballBoo ScrawlNacho
05/11/03Season TourTeasin' SewerNik
04/01/07seem crosscream saucerufuss
05/17/07seizes JewsJesus suesRufuss
11/16/05Send LaterLend SatyrNacho
03/27/03ShadowrunRat OceanNacho
05/18/07sham Jewjam shoeRufuss
10/27/02Share WallsWear ShawlsNik
07/28/04Shaving CreamCraving SheemDaldo
03/16/07Shiloh PittPile o' ShitNacho
03/12/03Shit SpokenSpit ShokenDan Hill
11/23/24Shoo flyFlu shyJojo Man
03/28/07shook hipshook shipsrufuss
03/11/07shoot from the hiphoot from the shiprufuss
04/12/07short cutcourt shutrufuss
04/12/06shot in the headhot in the shedrufuss
03/06/07show lovelow shoverufuss
07/30/06shown the bluesblown the shoesrufuss
07/30/06shown the grapesgrown the shapesrufuss
10/27/02Sick CowKick SowNik
03/19/07sick duckdick suckrufuss
03/28/07sign linkline sinkrufuss
03/18/03Silky MistMilky Cyst (Yuck!)Nacho
04/01/07simple pickpimple sickrufuss
04/01/07simply pickpimply sickrufuss
05/06/03Singing a DittyDinging a CityNacho
10/28/05Sit 'n SpinSpit 'n SinNacho
03/08/07skip-fleaflip skirufuss
03/15/07sky watchwhy scotchrufuss
02/17/06SledgehammerHedge SlammerNacho
10/28/02Sleeping BagBleeping SagNik
12/14/05SleepytimeTeepee SlimeNacho
05/10/03Slick FunFlick SonNik
03/28/07slim dickdim slickrufuss
05/10/03Small DogDoll SmogNacho
06/09/03Small DogDoll SmogNacho
07/07/07Smart and FinalFart and SmileSufurs
01/30/04Smart fellerFart smellerHaywood Jabloughmie
03/28/07smooth buttbooth smutrufuss
05/19/06Snag some foodFag some snoodNacho
03/20/03Snow BlobBlow SnobNacho
10/28/02Sock FleasFlock SeasNik
08/14/06soft linesloft signsrufuss
04/05/04Song stuck in my headStong sucking my headAmy
03/23/03Soul FoodFoal SuedNacho
08/09/06sound feelingfound ceilingrufuss
08/09/06sound healinghound ceilingrufuss
08/09/06sound pealingpound ceilingrufuss
08/09/06sound reelinground ceilingrufuss
04/13/07Sour MilkMaurer SilkNacho
04/12/06soy beanboy seenrufuss
05/11/03Spain's BorderPain's SporterNik
08/16/06spam littlelamb spittlerufuss
05/11/03Spanish BellsBanish SpellsNacho
05/11/03Spanish BitBanish SpitNik
02/02/04Spare BudsBare SpudsNacho
12/04/02Spare RAMRare SpamAmbrose
06/25/07speaker wireweaker spireRufuss
12/03/04Speed of LightLead of Spite
03/18/03SpelljammerGel SpammerNacho
03/28/07spider bitebide her spiterufuss
03/20/03Spilled BeerBuild SpearNacho
07/15/03Spilled BeerSpeared BillDaryl mcCormick
03/14/07Spotted DickDotted SpickNacho
03/18/03Standing LampLanding StampNacho
04/12/06steak 'n aleache 'n stalerufuss
05/19/06Stinky PeoplePinky SteepleNacho
06/27/04Stone BenchBone StenchNacho
07/31/06stop caringcop staringrufuss
05/10/03Store HuntWhore StuntNik
04/25/03Strong PeopleProng SteepleNacho
10/09/02Stuffed CocksCuffed StocksJeremy
03/02/04Stupid CuntCupid StuntNacho
05/27/05Stupid FoolFupid Stoolshestaken
04/28/03Suck DickDuck, SickNacho
02/27/08Sucking a FingerFucking a SingerBex
03/30/05Sugar BeetBooger SheetNacho
06/01/04Sweaty BollocksBetty Swollocks
05/05/07Sweet TartTeats WartNacho
03/25/04Take a BikeBake a TykeNacho
05/11/03Take a BitBake a TitNacho
10/28/02Take a shitShake a titAmbrose
10/28/02Take a shower.Shake a tower.Sunda
08/14/06take carecake tearrufuss
03/12/03Talking ShitShocking TitDan Hill
05/11/03Tan MittsMan TitsNik
06/18/03Tan MittsMan TitsNik
03/22/03Tasty PiePasty TieNacho
08/16/06taxing wordswaxing turdsrufuss
05/10/03Teen WitWean TitNik
08/14/06tender bitesbend her tightsrufuss
03/27/03Terrible WordWearable TurdNacho
06/29/07test bankbest tankRufuss
03/18/03ThailandLie TannedNacho
09/12/02The keys are in the basketThe bees are in the casketRebecca Ferber
07/23/03Themeless SongSeamless ThongNacho
09/16/04TidbitBid TitNacho
03/19/07tight lipslight tipsrufuss
05/10/06TightwadWhite ToddNacho
05/22/07time slowedslime toadRufuss
05/10/06Tipping RulesRipping ToolsNacho
03/11/07tone the absown the tabsrufuss
04/01/07tongue sitssung titsrufuss
08/15/06tons of sailorssons of tailorsrufuss
11/23/04Tony BlairBaloney TearNacho
05/06/06Tony BlairBaloney TearNacho
12/02/04Tool KitCool TitNacho
03/28/07toss on seatsauce on teatrufuss
04/09/03Tote BagBoat TagNacho
03/27/03Touch my ClitClutch my TitNacho
04/13/06trail mixmale tricksrufuss
04/14/07trail pebblepale treblerufuss
03/24/04True JapJew TrapNacho
03/22/03Trusty DogDusty TrogNacho
07/19/07tuck fartfuck tartRUFUSS
03/18/03Turkey PartsPerky TartsNacho
05/10/03TurnstileStern TileNik
03/27/03Two SexesSue TexasNacho
04/12/06under wearwonder earrufuss
10/02/07Use the LandLose the "And"Nacho
03/15/07veins of penispains of venusrufuss
08/09/06vomit on cuecomet on viewrufuss
05/11/06WaistbandBaste WandNacho
09/07/05Wal-MartMall WartBrose
03/24/04Walking TallTalking WallNacho
05/11/03WarhammerWhore WhammerNacho
02/10/06WarholWhore WallNacho
03/18/03Way to Go!Gay, too? Whoah!Nacho
05/22/07weird bitebeard whiteRufuss
05/22/07weird taletiered whaleRufuss
05/22/07weird talktiered walkRufuss
04/12/05Well, shitShell WitAmbrose
04/03/04What Goblin?Gut Wobblin!SpoonKing
08/09/06whip skinskip winrufuss
04/06/04WhirlyballBurly WallNacho
08/15/06white beardbite weirdrufuss
03/11/07white fishfight wishrufuss
08/16/06white rhinoright winorufuss
08/09/06white sleazeslight wheezerufuss
08/09/06white slickslight wickrufuss
05/10/03White TitTight WitNik
08/09/06white turdtight wordrufuss
05/23/23Why, are they naked?Nigh! Are they wakéd?Ronan
08/15/06wide tipstide whipsrufuss
09/29/07Wild Goose ChaseWild Juice CaseJesse Owens
03/18/03Wild RabbitsRiled WabbitsNacho
03/18/03Wine MakingMine WakingNacho
12/10/05Wine SpectatorSpine-tech WaiterNacho
03/18/03Wine TasterTine WasterNacho
03/22/03Wise GuyGuise. Why?Nacho
04/12/06Witty TalkTitty WalkNacho
04/01/07won spotspun wattrufuss
04/01/07wood floorsflood warsrufuss
08/15/06work daydirk wayrufuss
06/17/07work is donedirk is wonRufuss
04/07/03Yammering about stewStammering about youNacho
08/09/06zero harmhero's armrufuss
08/09/06zero hearthero's artrufuss