Spoonerism Archive

The archive contains 833 Spoonerisms
Date Phrase Spoonerism Submitter
08/09/06zero hearthero's artrufuss
08/09/06zero harmhero's armrufuss
04/07/03Yammering about stewStammering about youNacho
06/17/07work is donedirk is wonRufuss
08/15/06work daydirk wayrufuss
04/01/07wood floorsflood warsrufuss
04/01/07won spotspun wattrufuss
04/12/06Witty TalkTitty WalkNacho
03/22/03Wise GuyGuise. Why?Nacho
03/18/03Wine TasterTine WasterNacho
12/10/05Wine SpectatorSpine-tech WaiterNacho
03/18/03Wine MakingMine WakingNacho
03/18/03Wild RabbitsRiled WabbitsNacho
09/29/07Wild Goose ChaseWild Juice CaseJesse Owens
08/15/06wide tipstide whipsrufuss
05/23/23Why, are they naked?Nigh! Are they wakéd?Ronan
08/09/06white turdtight wordrufuss
05/10/03White TitTight WitNik
08/09/06white slickslight wickrufuss
08/09/06white sleazeslight wheezerufuss
08/16/06white rhinoright winorufuss
03/11/07white fishfight wishrufuss
08/15/06white beardbite weirdrufuss
04/06/04WhirlyballBurly WallNacho
08/09/06whip skinskip winrufuss
04/03/04What Goblin?Gut Wobblin!SpoonKing
04/12/05Well, shitShell WitAmbrose
05/22/07weird talktiered walkRufuss
05/22/07weird taletiered whaleRufuss
05/22/07weird bitebeard whiteRufuss
03/18/03Way to Go!Gay, too? Whoah!Nacho
02/10/06WarholWhore WallNacho
05/11/03WarhammerWhore WhammerNacho
03/24/04Walking TallTalking WallNacho
09/07/05Wal-MartMall WartBrose
05/11/06WaistbandBaste WandNacho
08/09/06vomit on cuecomet on viewrufuss
03/15/07veins of penispains of venusrufuss
10/02/07Use the LandLose the "And"Nacho
04/12/06under wearwonder earrufuss
03/27/03Two SexesSue TexasNacho
05/10/03TurnstileStern TileNik
03/18/03Turkey PartsPerky TartsNacho
07/19/07tuck fartfuck tartRUFUSS
03/22/03Trusty DogDusty TrogNacho
03/24/04True JapJew TrapNacho
04/14/07trail pebblepale treblerufuss
04/13/06trail mixmale tricksrufuss
03/27/03Touch my ClitClutch my TitNacho
04/09/03Tote BagBoat TagNacho
03/28/07toss on seatsauce on teatrufuss
12/02/04Tool KitCool TitNacho
11/23/04Tony BlairBaloney TearNacho
05/06/06Tony BlairBaloney TearNacho
08/15/06tons of sailorssons of tailorsrufuss
04/01/07tongue sitssung titsrufuss
03/11/07tone the absown the tabsrufuss
05/10/06Tipping RulesRipping ToolsNacho
05/22/07time slowedslime toadRufuss
05/10/06TightwadWhite ToddNacho
03/19/07tight lipslight tipsrufuss
09/16/04TidbitBid TitNacho
07/23/03Themeless SongSeamless ThongNacho
09/12/02The keys are in the basketThe bees are in the casketRebecca Ferber
03/18/03ThailandLie TannedNacho
06/29/07test bankbest tankRufuss
03/27/03Terrible WordWearable TurdNacho
08/14/06tender bitesbend her tightsrufuss
05/10/03Teen WitWean TitNik
08/16/06taxing wordswaxing turdsrufuss
03/22/03Tasty PiePasty TieNacho
05/11/03Tan MittsMan TitsNik
06/18/03Tan MittsMan TitsNik
03/12/03Talking ShitShocking TitDan Hill
08/14/06take carecake tearrufuss
10/28/02Take a shower.Shake a tower.Sunda
10/28/02Take a shitShake a titAmbrose
05/11/03Take a BitBake a TitNacho
03/25/04Take a BikeBake a TykeNacho
05/05/07Sweet TartTeats WartNacho
06/01/04Sweaty BollocksBetty Swollocks
03/30/05Sugar BeetBooger SheetNacho
02/27/08Sucking a FingerFucking a SingerBex
04/28/03Suck DickDuck, SickNacho
05/27/05Stupid FoolFupid Stoolshestaken
03/02/04Stupid CuntCupid StuntNacho
10/09/02Stuffed CocksCuffed StocksJeremy
04/25/03Strong PeopleProng SteepleNacho
05/10/03Store HuntWhore StuntNik
07/31/06stop caringcop staringrufuss
06/27/04Stone BenchBone StenchNacho
05/19/06Stinky PeoplePinky SteepleNacho
04/12/06steak 'n aleache 'n stalerufuss
03/18/03Standing LampLanding StampNacho
03/14/07Spotted DickDotted SpickNacho
03/20/03Spilled BeerBuild SpearNacho
07/15/03Spilled BeerSpeared BillDaryl mcCormick
03/28/07spider bitebide her spiterufuss
03/18/03SpelljammerGel SpammerNacho
12/03/04Speed of LightLead of Spite
06/25/07speaker wireweaker spireRufuss
12/04/02Spare RAMRare SpamAmbrose
02/02/04Spare BudsBare SpudsNacho
05/11/03Spanish BitBanish SpitNik
05/11/03Spanish BellsBanish SpellsNacho
08/16/06spam littlelamb spittlerufuss
05/11/03Spain's BorderPain's SporterNik
04/12/06soy beanboy seenrufuss
04/13/07Sour MilkMaurer SilkNacho
08/09/06sound reelinground ceilingrufuss
08/09/06sound pealingpound ceilingrufuss
08/09/06sound healinghound ceilingrufuss
08/09/06sound feelingfound ceilingrufuss
03/23/03Soul FoodFoal SuedNacho
04/05/04Song stuck in my headStong sucking my headAmy
08/14/06soft linesloft signsrufuss
10/28/02Sock FleasFlock SeasNik
03/20/03Snow BlobBlow SnobNacho
05/19/06Snag some foodFag some snoodNacho
03/28/07smooth buttbooth smutrufuss
01/30/04Smart fellerFart smellerHaywood Jabloughmie
07/07/07Smart and FinalFart and SmileSufurs
05/10/03Small DogDoll SmogNacho
06/09/03Small DogDoll SmogNacho
03/28/07slim dickdim slickrufuss
05/10/03Slick FunFlick SonNik
12/14/05SleepytimeTeepee SlimeNacho
10/28/02Sleeping BagBleeping SagNik
02/17/06SledgehammerHedge SlammerNacho
03/15/07sky watchwhy scotchrufuss
03/08/07skip-fleaflip skirufuss
10/28/05Sit 'n SpinSpit 'n SinNacho
05/06/03Singing a DittyDinging a CityNacho
04/01/07simply pickpimply sickrufuss
04/01/07simple pickpimple sickrufuss
03/18/03Silky MistMilky Cyst (Yuck!)Nacho
03/28/07sign linkline sinkrufuss
03/19/07sick duckdick suckrufuss
10/27/02Sick CowKick SowNik
07/30/06shown the grapesgrown the shapesrufuss
07/30/06shown the bluesblown the shoesrufuss
03/06/07show lovelow shoverufuss
04/12/06shot in the headhot in the shedrufuss
04/12/07short cutcourt shutrufuss
03/11/07shoot from the hiphoot from the shiprufuss
03/28/07shook hipshook shipsrufuss
11/23/24Shoo flyFlu shyJojo Man
03/12/03Shit SpokenSpit ShokenDan Hill
03/16/07Shiloh PittPile o' ShitNacho
07/28/04Shaving CreamCraving SheemDaldo
10/27/02Share WallsWear ShawlsNik
05/18/07sham Jewjam shoeRufuss
03/27/03ShadowrunRat OceanNacho
11/16/05Send LaterLend SatyrNacho
05/17/07seizes JewsJesus suesRufuss
04/01/07seem crosscream saucerufuss
05/11/03Season TourTeasin' SewerNik
03/22/03ScrewballBoo ScrawlNacho
03/26/04Scratch PaperPatch ScraperNacho
10/29/02Scattered BonesBattered SconesNik
11/06/07ScarFaceFarce CaseNacho
03/20/03Scaredy CatCarroty ScatNacho
05/24/04Save the WhalesWave the SailsAmbrose
04/21/06save the whaleswave the sailsrufuss
08/14/06save caloriescave salariesrufuss
03/28/07sauce and titstoss and sitsrufuss
08/09/06satin sheetshat in seatrufuss
03/24/04Same FlavorFlame SaverNacho
03/18/03Salad BowlBallad SoulNacho
06/18/03Sailor MoonMail Her SoonNik and Nacho
03/18/03Sad DemonDad SemenNacho
03/23/03Sack of BeansBack of ScenesNacho
05/10/03RunaboutBun a RouteNik
02/23/04Run in fearFun in rearNacho
07/07/07Rufuss JewelJew Face Rule
07/07/07Rougher SurfaceSuffer Rufuss
11/16/05Rose HipsHose RipsNacho
03/08/07root beerboot rearrufuss
12/08/02Rock HumpHock RumpBex
03/27/03Rock CandyCock RandyNacho
03/22/03Roast BeefBoast ReefNacho
03/22/04River LandscapeLivers can't rapeNacho
05/11/03Right LaneLight RainNacho
07/15/06RepostPee RoastNacho
07/07/07Refuse RufussRufous Refuse
03/20/03Red WineWed RhineNacho
04/12/06red hothead rotrufuss
04/13/06red hathead ratrufuss
05/11/06Reading a bookBeating a rookNacho
10/06/05Read 'em and WeepWeed 'em and ReapBrose
05/10/06Reach the TombTeach the RoomNacho
03/17/04Rather FoxyFather RoxyNacho
03/19/07rate of speedersspate of readersrufuss
03/18/03Rape CrimeCrepe RhymeNacho
08/06/06random talestandem railsrufuss
05/11/03Random FightsFandom Rights!Nik
05/26/06RAM DumpDamn RumpNacho
05/20/06Rain SeasonSane ReasonNacho
05/11/03Rad, dude!Dad, rude!Nacho
09/12/02Rack of LambLack of RAMAmbrose Ferber
03/18/03Pussy WillowWussy PillowNacho
06/07/07pucker facefucker paceRufuss
08/09/06printer testtinter pressedrufuss
08/14/06prime slicesslime pricesrufuss
05/10/03Prig ResidentRig PresidentNik
08/04/06priest barebeast prayerrufuss
04/13/04Pretty TopTitty PropHunkymouse
07/11/05Pretty SlickSlitty PrickNacho
10/16/04Pretty goodGiddy PrudeDanny
05/10/06Pretty GirlGritty PearlNacho
05/10/03Pretty GhoulGritty PoolNacho
03/15/07pray to godgay to prodrufuss
03/21/03Prarie DogDairy PragueNacho
11/04/02PowerMacMaurer PackAmbrose Ferber
06/25/07power tooltower poolRufuss
04/08/06power lunchlower punchrufuss
04/08/06power lineslower pinesrufuss
12/03/04Pouring RainRoaring Pain
05/11/03Potted SpoonSpotted PoonNik
03/14/07Pot RoastRot PostNacho
03/25/03Post TartToast PartNacho
03/20/03Port WineWart PineNacho
05/10/03Port of CallCourt of PaulNik
11/25/03PopcornCop Pornpuyu
03/18/03Pop TartTop PartNacho
02/17/04Poor, dear mortal!Door...mere portal!Nacho
04/01/07poor tastetore pasterufuss
04/01/07poor tastetour pasterufuss
11/01/02Poor GuyGore PieNik
08/15/06polo supersolo pooperrufuss
07/31/06pod castcod passedrufuss
05/10/03Pocket Full of RyeRocket Full of PieNik
03/06/07pine nutsnine putsrufuss
08/15/06piles do startstyles do partrufuss
04/01/07pick simplysick pimplyrufuss
05/10/03Pick MayorsMick Payers (Jagger?)Nik
05/11/03Pick it in the DarkDick it in the ParkNik
04/18/03PhotoShopShodo FopNacho
02/02/04Phone TagTone FagNacho
03/07/07phone callscone fallsrufuss
03/20/03Phone BillBone FillNacho
03/28/07phallus partpalace fartrufuss
10/27/02Petty RapistReady PapistNik
08/10/06pet wipeswet pipesrufuss
03/28/07pet wastewet pasterufuss
03/12/07pet nursenet purserufuss
10/09/02Perky TitsTurkey PitsRebecca Ferber
03/28/07pedophile fed a pilerufuss
08/15/06pears can staystairs can payrufuss
12/06/07Peanut ButterKnee Butt PutterNacho
03/20/03Pea BrainBrie PainNacho
05/16/03Pasta-RoniRasta PonyNacho
03/18/03Party LineLardy PineNacho
08/15/06parts will stumpstarts will pumprufuss
03/21/03Parting ShotSharding PotNacho
03/27/03Partially MissingMartially PissingNacho
03/19/07part hunkheart punkrufuss
07/15/03Parking SpotSparking PotDaryl McCormick
11/20/05Parking MeterMarking PeterRick
09/12/02Parking LotLarking PotAmbrose Ferber
06/08/03Park LaneLark PainNacho
03/18/03Paper CutterCaper PutterNacho
10/09/02Paper CupCaper PupAmbrose Ferber
10/28/02PallbearerBall ParerNik
03/23/03Pair of SocksSayer of PoxNacho
08/07/06paint setsaint petrufuss
12/03/04pack of lieslack of pies
04/01/07one spotspun wattrufuss
04/01/07old fartfold artrufuss
04/01/07old farfold artrufuss
06/09/07Oil TankerToil AnchorNacho
10/13/07OatmealMoat EelNacho
05/12/03NotebookBoat NookNacho
03/19/07note the flagfloat the nagrufuss
04/12/06note bookboat nookrufuss
06/25/07not my jobjot my knobRufuss
05/11/03Not a SpoonSpot a NoonNik
06/18/03Norman MailerMormon NailerNik
10/07/02Nooks and cranniesCrooks and NanniesRick Ferber
08/16/06No TippingToe Nippingrufuss
04/08/06No shameShow namerufuss
02/22/04Nine WestWine NestNacho
07/30/06nine livesline knivesrufuss
05/10/03Night WalkerWhite KnockerNik
05/14/07nigger joysjigger noiserufuss
04/01/07nigger jewsjigger newsrufuss
03/27/03NewlywedsWooly NadsNacho
03/27/03NewlywedWooly NedNacho
03/27/03New JerseyJew NurseryNacho
03/25/03New DogDew NogNacho
09/10/23Nerdy StickersSturdy KnickersBrose
03/02/04Nerdy DogDirty NogNacho
03/08/07need sexseed necksrufuss
04/01/07need a bratbreed a gnatrufuss
03/29/09Neat 'n' TidyTeat in NightieBex
03/18/03Nappy HoHappy? No.Nacho
04/01/07name that tunetame that noonrufuss
09/10/23Nail StickerStale KnickersBex
05/10/06Nacho G.Gotchyo' KneeNacho
04/03/04My RaceRye (wry) MaceNacho
03/20/03My HeroHi, MiroNacho
06/28/07my floorfly moreRufuss
03/20/03My ArtEye MartNacho
06/07/07mow groundgrow moundRufuss
06/07/07mow grassgrow massRufuss
04/12/07moth ballsboth mallsrufuss
03/27/03Moss FlowerFloss MaurerNacho
03/24/04Mosh PitPosh MittNacho
05/11/03More StuffStore MuffNacho
08/13/04More HeatWhore MeatNacho
05/10/03Mood LightLewd MiteNik
05/11/03Monkey HouseHunky MouseNik
03/19/07monkey flapflunkey maprufuss
10/10/02Monkey FartFunky MartRebecca
12/07/05Modeling WaxWaddling MaxNacho
04/01/04Mock NikKnock MickNacho
03/19/03Miter SawCider MawNacho
03/19/07missing passespissing massesrufuss
03/27/03Missing PartPissing MartNacho
03/19/07missed the lightslist the mightsrufuss
03/19/07missed fuckfist muckrufuss
07/15/06MispostPiss MostNacho
03/19/07minx juicejinx mooserufuss
06/08/07Mini WheatsWeenie MeatsNacho
03/16/07mind fuckfind muckrufuss
09/08/03Mind BlowingBlind MowingNik
03/18/03Milk BoneBilk MoanNacho
08/16/06might fidgetfight midgetrufuss
04/25/07Middle PartPiddle MartNacho
05/10/03Midden HogHidden Mog (like a cat, you know...)Nik
05/27/06Merry ChaseCherry MaceAmbrose Ferber
02/16/07Mental FacultiesFackle MentletiesAaron
11/12/06Men's Bath RoomBen's Math RoomRufuss
10/27/07Meat & Cheese PlateCheat and Please MateNacho
06/18/04MayflowerFlay MaurerNacho
05/11/06Master RaceRaster MaceNacho
04/03/04Master PlanPlaster ManNacho
11/26/06master planplaster manrufuss
03/18/03Master of PuppetsPasture of MuppetsNacho
03/19/07massive pisspassive missrufuss
05/28/04Martini Fixin'sFartini Mixin'sAmbrose
06/10/23Man ToughTan MuffBex
06/10/23Man ToughTan MuffBex
04/13/07male trysttrail mistrufuss
04/13/07male trunktrail monkrufuss
04/13/07male truckertrail muckerrufuss
04/13/07male trialtrail milerufuss
04/13/07male trendtrail mendrufuss
04/13/07male trashtrail mashrufuss
04/13/07male traptrail maprufuss
08/13/06making balesbaking malesrufuss
09/14/02Making BabiesBaking Maybe'sRebecca
04/13/07mail trickstrail mixrufuss
03/28/07mail bomb bail momrufuss
08/06/06magic trickstragic mixrufuss
03/20/03Magic TrickTragic Mick (Jagger?)Nacho
05/08/06Mad RiceRad MiceBex Ferber
10/28/02Mac PlusPlaque MussNik
03/19/07lynx juicejinx looserufuss
05/10/06Lung DonorDung LoanerBex Ferber
02/06/06LunaticTuna LickNacho
04/28/03Lucky DayDucky LayNacho
03/19/07loose muckmoose luckrufuss
08/16/06loose chainschoose lanesrufuss
03/05/04LongswordSong LordNacho
05/31/07long to readwrong to leadRufuss
03/18/03Long RoadWrong LoadNacho
05/08/06Long RoadWrong LoadBex Ferber
05/12/03Long RiverWrong LiverNacho
03/22/03Long HairHong LairNacho
04/06/04Little PiecePiddle LeaseNacho
01/10/06Litter BoxBitter LoxNacho
05/10/03Like MayorsMike LayersNik
03/15/07light truck trite luckrufuss
03/08/07light saucesight lossrufuss
06/08/04Letter BoxBetter LoxBex
03/28/07lets gogets lowrufuss
07/03/07lean greasegreen leaseRufuss
03/11/06laying awakeweighing a lakejacobus
08/06/06lawsuitsaw lootrufuss
10/27/02Late BeverageBait LeverageNik
03/17/07land grabgrand labrufuss
05/16/03Lame-oAim LowNacho
03/27/03Lame DudeDame LewdNacho
08/13/06lamb with riceram with licerufuss
07/31/06kissed a puppissed a cuprufuss
03/02/04Killing TimeTilling ChymeNacho
05/10/03Kill SpoonsSpill CoonsNik
05/14/07Kike's lookinglikes cookingrufuss
07/31/06kick startstick cartrufuss
04/09/03KeywordWee KurdNacho
05/09/06Keys are in the BasketBees are in the CasketBex Ferber
08/06/06key ringreekingrufuss
12/03/07Kermit HillHermit KillNacho
10/09/02Ken dollDen callAmbrose Ferber
04/01/07keep the bookbeep the cookrufuss
05/10/03Keen WitWean KitNik
05/14/07just truetrust Jewrufuss
03/25/03Just LoadLust Joad (Grapes of Wrath porn version)Nacho
03/12/03Junky MailMonkey JailBex
06/17/07junk sciencesunk giantsRufuss
03/12/03Junk MailMonk JailBex
03/18/03Junk FoodFunk JudeNacho
04/06/04Jumping into BunkersBumping into JunkersNacho
07/19/07jolly fewfolly jewRufuss
05/18/07Jews snugglesnooze juggleRufuss
05/18/07Jews snapsnooze JapRufuss
05/18/07Jews snailsnooze jailRufuss
05/24/07Jew's hunkwhose junkRufuss
05/24/07Jew's hollywhose jollyRufuss
05/23/07Jew's heapwhose jeepRufuss
05/16/07Jew turkeytoo jerkyrufuss
05/24/07Jew trumptrue jumpRufuss
05/14/07Jew traptrue Japrufuss
05/18/07Jew spunkspew junkRufuss
05/18/07Jew spermspew germRufuss
05/23/07Jew sockssue jocksRufuss
05/18/07Jew slapslew JapRufuss
05/14/07Jew Shockshoe jockrufuss
05/18/07Jew shockshoe jockRufuss
05/18/07Jew shipshoe gypRufuss
05/18/07Jew shingleshoe jingleRufuss
07/14/07Jew scrapsscrew JapsRufuss
05/18/07Jew punkpew junkRufuss
05/18/07Jew pigspew jigsRufuss
05/14/07Jew noisenew joysrufuss
05/24/07Jew nigglenew jiggleRufuss
04/12/07jew niggernew jiggerrufuss
05/17/07Jew humpswho jumpsRufuss
05/18/07Jew hipswho gyps?Rufuss
05/18/07Jew gradedgrew jadedRufuss
05/18/07Jew glamourglue jammerRufuss
05/18/07Jew folksfew jokesRufuss
05/18/07Jew finksfew jinksRufuss
05/18/07Jew fearfew jeerRufuss
05/18/07Jew crackingcrew jackingRufuss
05/18/07Jew clumpclue jumpRufuss
05/18/07Jew clockclue jockRufuss
07/19/07jew clerkclue jerkRufuss
05/18/07Jew chokechew jokeRufuss
05/24/07Jew cheeseschew JesusRufuss
05/24/07Jew cellochew JelloRufuss
05/17/07Jew brokebrew jokerufuss
05/18/07Jew breastbrew jestRufuss
05/17/07Jew blokeblue jokerufuss
07/14/07Jew blogblue jogRufuss
05/24/07Jew blocksblue jocksRufuss
05/17/07Jew blessedblue jestrufuss
07/14/07Jew bleepblue jeepRufuss
05/24/07Jew blacksblue jacksRufuss
04/05/04Jelly BeansBelly JeansNacho
11/23/04Iron BritchesBrian ItchesNacho
12/22/06If the shoe fits...If the foo shits...greg
08/31/05iChatChai HatBex
08/25/07Ice WaterWise OtterNacho
05/05/06Humping DogsDumping HogsNacho
04/13/03Humping BugsBumping HugsNacho
03/18/03HummingbirdBumming HerdNacho
04/22/03Huck FinnFuck HinnShestaken
03/19/03Howdy PartnerPouty HardenerNacho
05/30/07HousemateMouse HateNacho
04/12/06hot showershot hourrufuss
11/20/05Hot LogLot HogBex
05/10/03Hot DogDot HogEveryone, really
05/19/06HorsefeatherForce HeatherNacho
03/14/07Honey RoastRunny HostNacho
02/04/03Honey BearBunny HairBex
06/26/03Honda CogConned a HogNacho
03/23/03Homeless DogDomeless HogNacho
03/23/03Homeless CatCombless HatNacho
08/17/06home foggerfoam hoggeerrufuss
03/28/07hold tighttold heightrufuss
03/28/04Hog MogMog HogUnknown
06/04/07hoarding bagsboarding hagsRufuss
06/22/07hitch riderich hideRufuss
06/22/07hitch borebitch whoreRufuss
06/22/07hitch ballbitch hallRufuss
12/08/02Hissing CatsKissing HatsBex
03/20/03Hiking BootsBiking HootsNacho
06/06/07higher worldwire hurledRufuss
08/05/06higher pricedprior heistrufuss
12/01/05highchairchai hairBex
08/13/06hickory chunkschicory hunksrufuss
11/16/05Hi, chicks!Chai HicksNacho G.
03/24/04Hey, you!Yay! Who?Nacho
09/14/02Herd of TurtlesTurd of HurdlesSunda
03/20/03Hello DollyDell o HollyNacho
10/08/02Heated MouseMeated HouseAmbrose Ferber
02/19/07heart-stoppingstart hoppingrufuss
05/11/06Heart DonorDart HonerNacho
06/22/07heap chorescheap whoresRufuss
07/30/06healthy weightwealthy haterufuss
05/24/04Healing the SickSealing the HickAmbrose
05/11/03HealightLead HeightNik
07/14/04Heal the SickSeal the HickDanny
03/19/03Head BangerBed HangerNacho
08/10/06head bandbed handrufuss
05/24/04Hazel NutNasal HutAmbrose
03/23/03Haughty PearPotty HairNacho
05/19/06Hated that bookBaited that hookNacho
03/15/07hate the daydate the hayrufuss
03/19/07hate moneymate honeyrufuss
11/06/07Harm's WayWarms HayNacho
04/07/03HardcoreCard WhoreNacho
05/06/06Hard BedBard HeadNacho
03/17/03Happy SoundSappy HoundNacho
03/20/03Happy RabbitRappy HabitNacho
03/20/03Happy NerdNappy HerdNacho
03/18/03Happy GilmoreGappy Mill WhoreNacho
05/11/06Hapless ChickChapless HickNacho
03/08/07handle with carecandle with hairrufuss
03/08/08HandeysideSandy HideNacho
03/19/07hand turdtanned herdrufuss
03/19/07hand scumscanned humrufuss
07/28/06hand gripsgrand hipsrufuss
03/19/07ham rollram holerufuss
06/02/04Hairy MingeMary HingeCeeJay
05/10/03Hairy DogDairy HogNik
05/09/06Hairy DicksDairy HicksBex Ferber
05/09/06Hairy ButtsBerry HutsBex Ferber
12/01/05hairy batberry hatBex Ferber
03/15/07hairs of cuntcares of huntrufuss
05/06/06HairballBear HallNacho
05/22/07hair storestare whoreRufuss
10/27/02Hair RagRare HagNik
03/09/07hair ballbare hallrufuss
07/11/05gut busterbutt gusterBig City Burrito
05/10/03Gun ShyShun GuyNik
03/26/04Gun NutsNun GutsNacho
06/08/07grown massmown grassRufuss
06/08/07growing massmowing grassRufuss
03/30/03Groundhog DayHound Dog, GrayNacho
08/08/06ground beefbound griefrufuss ( no ads please )
07/14/07groin laserloin grazerRufuss
03/17/03Grilled CheeseChilled GreaseNacho
11/16/05Great LoxLate GroksNacho
08/02/06great hitshate gritsrufuss
03/17/07grab titstab gritsrufuss
02/23/04Googly eyesUgly guysNacho
08/27/06Good Santa says,"Who would like to 'sleep' in my bed?"Bad Santa says,"Who would like to 'beep' in my sled?"rufuss
05/30/07Good OneWood GunNacho
10/27/02Gold CapCold GapNik
05/10/03Going SoonSewing GoonNacho
08/05/06going raterowing gaterufuss
05/10/03Go have funFoe have gun!Nik
02/04/03Go away!Whoa, a gay!Ambrose
05/10/06Glass CleanerClass GleanerNacho
08/16/06glad bitterbad glitterrufuss
06/01/07Ghost WriterRoast TigerNacho
04/01/07German volleyvermin jollyrufuss
04/01/07German vigorvermin jiggerrufuss
04/01/07German Vetvermin jetrufuss
05/11/03German ValeVermin JailNik
04/01/07German socksermon jockrufuss
04/01/07German soaksermon jokerufuss
04/12/06genetic frogfrenetic jogrufuss
04/24/03GendogDen....jog!Nacho
06/07/07Geek SquadSqueak GodNacho
03/20/03Geek OutEeek! Gout!Nacho
03/17/07geek murdermeek girderrufuss
03/17/07geek messmeek guessrufuss
02/02/04Gay DudeDey GoodNacho
08/13/06garden hosehard and goesrufuss
10/29/02Game LaterLame GatorNik
07/19/07fussy partspussy fartsRufuss
08/05/05Furiously SuckingSeriously FuckingAmbrose
12/03/04Funny BoneBunny Phone
03/19/07funky mixmonkey fixrufuss
01/10/07Funky ManMonkey FanNacho
08/04/06fun kneelingnun feelingrufuss
06/28/07fun and gamegun and fameRufuss
06/25/03Fucking Teachers!Tucking Features!Nacho
08/12/03Fucking DorkDucking ForkNacho
05/05/06Fucking DogsDucking FogsNacho
05/05/06Fuck, Dude!Duck....food!Nacho
03/19/07fuck titstuck fitsrufuss
03/28/07fuck maggotmuck faggotrufuss
04/06/04Frozen BreadBrose 'n FredNacho
05/08/03Fried DrowDried FrauNacho
05/08/03Fried DoughDyed FroNacho
03/04/07French clockclench frockrufuss
03/12/03Freezes in that Jogging SuitJesus in that Frogging SuitDan Hill
05/06/03Freak ShowChic FroNacho
05/06/03Freak ShowShriek FoeNacho
03/29/09Frail BonesBraille PhonesAmbrose
04/08/06fourteen milesmore teen files/morphine tilesrufuss
05/24/04Foul BeastBowel FeastAmbrose
02/27/06Forum ToolsTore 'em, foolsAmbrose
05/10/03Forum StarterStore em, FarterNik
03/23/03ForeplayPore FlayNacho
03/06/07food writerrude fighterrufuss
09/12/02Food MartMood FartAmbrose Ferber
05/11/06Flying DragonsDrying FlagonsNacho
05/18/07flunk Jew junk flewRufuss
03/11/07floor waxwore flaxrufuss
08/10/06floor techtore fleckrufuss
03/28/07floor matmore flatrufuss
10/09/02Flock of BatsBlock of FatsAmbrose Ferber
05/24/04Flipping the ChannelChipping the FlannelAmbrose
11/04/02Flickering LightLickering Flight or Lickering FightNik
03/19/07flat bedbat fledrufuss
05/11/03Flashing RedLashing FredNacho
08/06/06fish cakeskitsch fakesrufuss
08/16/06first baseburst facerufuss
03/08/07fire woodwire foodrufuss
04/13/06fire wallwire fallrufuss
04/01/07fire placeplier facerufuss
03/08/07fire logliar fogrufuss
03/28/07fine laceline facerufuss
08/18/07Final SpinSpinal FinNacho
04/18/03FileMakerMile FakerNacho
08/13/06File Smartsmile fartrufuss
06/01/07Fiddle PlayerPiddle FlayerNacho
04/08/06feature attractionteach her a fractionrufuss
04/01/07feather lightleather fightrufuss
03/22/03Fat DudeDat FoodNacho
03/02/04Fat ChicksChat FixNacho
03/17/07fast lucklast fuckrufuss
11/20/05Farty TowelsTarty FowlsBex
04/06/04FarscapeScarf ApeNacho
06/10/23Farming HoeHarming FoeBex
06/10/23Farming HoeHarming FoeBex
05/24/04Falls Through the CracksCrawls Through the FaxAmbrose
03/28/07fake weatherwake featherrufuss
10/27/02Fairy HatHairy FatNik
11/11/02Fairy DogDairy FogBex Ferber
03/27/03Fairy BeastBerry FeastNacho
04/12/07eye padpie adrufuss
02/14/08Eating RiceReading IceNacho
04/12/06eating grapesgreeting apesrufuss
04/01/07eat the grassgreet the assrufuss
03/19/07dump trucktrump duckrufuss
07/18/06Dumb ThreadThumb DreadNacho
06/26/07Dry the TowelsTry the DowelsNacho
03/27/03Drama TroupeTrauma DroopNacho
08/16/06down sizesound eyesrufuss
03/11/07doubt trusttrout dustrufuss
03/02/06Double StickStubble DickNacho
07/07/07Doofuss RueRufuss DueSufurs
08/16/06Doodle StripStudel Diprufuss
08/16/06Doodle StripStrudel Diprufuss
05/11/03Doing WellWooing DellNacho
02/02/04DogfuckerFog DuckerNacho
05/10/03Dog PrancerProg DancerNik
05/10/03Dog PrancerPrague DancerNik
09/12/02Dog FoodFog DudeThain Maurer
05/10/03Dog FeelerFog DealerNik
05/10/03Dog FartFog DartNik
03/20/03Dirty WhoreHurty DoerNacho
12/20/06Dirty PantsPurty DanceNacho
03/02/04Dirty NiggerNerdy DiggerNacho
04/22/03Dirty NaggerNerdy DaggerNik
03/04/04DipshitShipped itNacho
03/26/03DickheadHick DeadNacho
11/26/02Dewey PumpPooey DumpLyn Janiga
05/19/06Dented the rearRented the deerNacho
04/12/06demented sexcemented decksrufuss
04/12/06demented lovelamented doverufuss
11/16/05Deep WaterWeep DaughterNacho
05/28/03Deep PocketsPeep DocketsNacho
08/07/05Dear Old QueenQueer Old DeanJesse
03/06/04Dead WrongRed DongNacho
07/14/07dark and quietquark and dietRufuss
03/27/03Dapper GentJapper DentNacho
03/19/07Danish bustbanish dustrufuss
03/06/04Dan HillHandleSpoonKing
06/16/07Damn WhoreHam DoorNacho
06/18/03Damn them all to Hell!Ham them all to Dell!Nik
12/13/05Damn ScaryScam DairyNacho
03/20/03Dairy QueenQuery DeanNacho
05/27/06Curry FatFurry CatBex
05/27/06Curry FartsFurry CartsBex
05/10/03Curious SpaceSpurious CaseNate
01/30/04Cunning stuntStunning cuntHaywood Jabloughmie
11/23/24Crystal in my watchWhistle in my crotchJojo Man
12/03/04Crushing BlowBlushing Crow
08/13/06crunchy bonesbunchy cronesrufuss
07/19/07cruel posepool crowsRufuss
07/19/07cruel pokepool croakRufuss
07/19/07cruel joke jewel croakRufuss
05/18/07cruel Jewjewel crewRufuss
05/18/07cruel Japjewel crapRufuss
07/19/07cruel dreamdrool creamRufuss
07/19/07cruel and drydrool and cryRufuss
02/27/06CrowdpleaserPlowed CreaserAmbrose
05/10/06Croquet BallBouquet CrawlNacho
09/10/23Crispy WrapRisky CrapBex
06/18/03Crime LabLime CrabNik
03/23/03Crazed DudeDazed CrudeNacho
03/27/03Crappy GuysGappy CriesNacho
05/16/07crap JewJap crewrufuss
03/19/03Crack SmokerSmack CroakerNacho
05/24/04CouponPuke OnAmbrose
03/18/03Corn FlakeFloor n CakeNacho
02/20/07cop stalkingstop talkingadrienne
07/19/07cool ragerule cageRufuss
03/27/03Cool PhraseFool CrazeNacho
03/20/03Concho BeltsBunch o CeltsNacho
04/25/07Concho BeltsBunch o' CeltsNacho
05/11/03ColeslawSoul ClawNacho
03/28/07cold soupsold cooprufuss
03/19/03Cold MustardMold CustardNacho
04/01/07cold banterbold canterrufuss
10/27/02Coiled SocksSoiled CocksNik
05/10/03Coffee TableToffee CableNacho
03/22/03CockroachRock CoachNacho
10/27/02Cock PainPock CainNik
03/14/07Cocaine SpoonSpokane CoonNacho
03/18/03Clustered MassMustard ClassNacho
05/11/03Cluster BombBluster CalmNik
05/31/07clunky Jewjunky clueRufuss
08/06/06clown shoesshown cluesrufuss
10/28/05Clothes HamperHose ClamperNahcho
08/15/06clock workswok clerksrufuss
05/10/03Clean SpitSpleen KitNacho
05/18/07clean jewsgene cluesRufuss
11/30/06Clam DipDamn ClipNacho
11/16/05Chunky HipsHunky ChipsNacho
03/25/03Chunky GuyGunky ChaiNacho
05/10/03Chunky and MildMonkey and ChildNik
03/19/07chuck festfuck chestrufuss
11/16/05ChristmasMissed ChrisNacho
08/16/06chop more pleaseplop more cheeserufuss
08/13/06Chinese are monkeyMy knees are chunkyrufuss
11/03/05Chili FriesFrilly ChaisNacho
05/11/06Chicken BreastBrick in chestNacho
05/19/04Chex MixMex ChicksAdam (1st letter reciprication)
03/28/07chest painspest chainsrufuss
05/11/03Chess GeekGuess CheekNik
05/08/06Cheesy applesEasy ChapelsBex Ferber
03/21/03Cheese SquaresSqueeze ChairsNacho
11/04/02Charming FartFarming ChartNik
08/14/06cave slumslave comerufuss
08/14/06cave slopslave coprufuss
03/18/03Cave DwellerDave Queller (shut up, Dave)Nacho
09/12/02Cat FoodFat CooedAmbrose Ferber
03/04/07cat fleasflat keysrufuss
11/11/02Cat FartsFat CartsBex Ferber
07/30/06cat chowchat cowrufuss
04/27/04Castle RockWrastle Cock (yeee haaw!!)Nacho
03/19/07cash flowflash cowrufuss
03/09/07cash flightflash kiterufuss
03/20/03CardboardBard ChordNacho
08/13/06card boardbard chordrufuss
04/12/06car washwar cashrufuss
03/18/03Car TalkTar Cock (ouch!)Nacho
04/01/07called banterbald cantorrufuss
07/01/07Byron, Keats & ShelleyChiron,Sheets & BellyRufuss
05/11/06Buying FlowersFlying BauersNacho
12/30/06Buster KeatonCuster beatenrufuss
03/28/07burp sleep slurp beeprufuss
03/18/03Burning SpearSpurning BeerNacho
04/12/06burning outearning boutrufuss
10/27/02Bunt CakeCunt BakeNik
03/19/07bung hole hung bowlrufuss
04/24/06Bums in Your CarolCums in Your BarrelBex
03/27/03BulwarkWool BarkNacho
11/20/05bullfightfull biteBex
03/28/07bubble stonestubble bonerufuss
05/10/03Bubble HeadHubble BedNacho
06/15/07Bruce LeeLoose BrieNacho
03/27/03Brose FerberFroze BerberNacho
11/10/07Bright RedRight BreadNacho
03/18/03Briar PatchPrior BatchNacho
05/11/06Breast DonorDressed BonerNacho
05/19/07Break the FallFake the BrawlNacho
04/01/07brain dead Dane breadrufuss
04/07/03Brachs CandyCocks BrandyNacho
04/16/07box fanfox banRufuss
03/22/03Box CutterCocks ButterNacho
05/10/06Bowling ProsPolling BroseNacho
03/12/03Botched the Crumb CakeCrotched the Bum CakeDan Hill
05/17/07born poorporn boreRufuss
05/10/03Bored out of his gourdGored out of his boardNik n' Nate
08/16/06Booty SnitchSnooty Bitchrufuss
06/04/03Boots of FlyingFlutes of BuyingNacho
03/28/07bone loss loan bossrufuss
08/16/06bolt cuttercolt butterrufuss
04/01/07bold cuttercold butterrufuss
07/21/03Bok ChoyChalk BoyNacho
02/19/08BodysuitSoddy BootNacho
02/27/06BobsledSlob BedAmbrose
05/10/03Bobble HeadHobble BedNik
04/12/06boar's headwhore's bedrufuss
03/15/07Boar's HeadWhore's BedAmbrose
03/20/03Blue HeronWho Blarin?Nacho
05/10/03Blow a FuseFlo Abuse (Shut up, Flo!)Nik
03/27/03Bloody MurderMuddy BlurterNacho
10/12/02Blimey SeasSlimy BeesAmbrose Ferber
03/28/07black studiesstack bloodiesrufuss
03/27/07Black ListerLack BlisterNacho
07/31/06bird watchword botchrufuss
08/17/06bird toyturd boyrufuss
04/01/07bird petpurred betrufuss
06/16/07Bing CherriesCh'ing (Qing) BerriesNacho
05/20/04Bigger NutsNigger ButtsAdam (1st letter reciprication)
03/27/03Bigger NerdNigger BirdNacho
03/18/03Bigger ChunkChigger BunkNacho
05/10/03Big WeenieWig BeanieNacho
06/09/07Big PitcherPig BitcherNacho
03/20/03Big FibFig BibNacho
03/18/03Big FarterFig BarterNacho
05/12/03Betel NutNeedle ButtNik
03/27/03BetamaxMade o BacksNacho
05/12/03BenchmarkMensch BarkNik
03/24/04Beer TastingTear BastingNacho
06/09/07Beer PitcherPeer BitcherNacho
08/15/06bear skin rugrare skin bugrufuss
03/20/03Bean CurdKeen BirdNacho
06/05/07beach towelsteach bowelsRufuss
10/12/02BartenderTar BenderAmbrose Ferber
04/06/04Barrier TestingTerrier BestingNacho
11/16/05Bareback RidingRare Rack BitingNacho
05/12/03Bare FeatsFair BeetsNik
04/18/03Bards TaleTards BaleNacho
08/16/06bang holehang bowlrufuss
09/13/02BandolierLand o' BeerAmbrose
02/06/03bandicootscandy bootsBex
04/01/07bald cuttercalled butterrufuss
07/29/06baker's rackraker's backrufuss
10/27/02Bag HolderHag BoulderNik
10/27/02Bag HangerHag BangerNik
03/02/04Bad NewsNad BoozeNacho
03/28/07bad mannersmad bannersrufuss
08/16/06bad glutton glad buttonrufuss
04/09/03Bad DudeDad BooedNacho
04/08/06bacon & egssachin' & begsrufuss
03/28/07back slobslack bobrufuss
03/20/03Ace of SpadesSpace of AIDSNacho
04/16/06a quarter of a dozena daughter of a cousinrufuss
05/26/06A lot of RAMA rot of lambNacho
11/04/02A Boot StoreAstute BoarNik
03/27/03A Beer StoreAustere BoarNacho